Alrighty, It's time for something kinda new around here to TSi... We're looking for the help of the Ladies of TSi (and we'll even recruit some from hither and yon) in order to make some things happen.... So, We figured that it's time to do something for you ladies... Here's the drill...
This is going to be a photo contest (mostly)... For the month of May, each and every TSi female will be able to show how much you mean to the community here... We're going to give a prize for the top three ladies in this contest...
1st place wins a prize worth $25.00 2nd place wins a prize worth $15.00 3rd place wins a prize worth $10.00 (all monies are in USD)
(Prizes will most likely be a gift certificate to a store of the winner's choosing or something like that...)
Here's how to play:
Picture 1: "Shine Like a New Penny" In this picture, you dress up in whatever way makes you feel like you could stop a herd of stampeding rhino with your beauty. If you think you look best in an evening dress, go for it... if you think all of our tongues would hang out for you in a simple jeans and t-shirt, do it up! Whatever makes you feel like you look your best!
Picture 2: Since we have a "penny" example as the first pic, we'll keep things rolling with "Show Off Your Assets!" This is where you take a picture of what you feel your best feature is... Think you got those killer legs? PROVE IT! You got the kinda chest that can create an echo when someone shorter than you is talking to you..... Hell, ***I*** wanna see that!!! Snap a pic, and show off what the diety of your choices gave you....
Picture 3: "Show Off TSi Your Spirit!" We here at TSi are known for being a little "off the deep end" on a fairly regular basis; it's all the bran in our diets, ya' know..... But we want to see how you ladies can prove to us that TSi is one of your preferred stopping places.... We know you love us, but we want to see just how much you ladies adore us here... Creativity is key!
Just keep in mind, ladies, that once you submit the pics, there's no real turning back, and you're in it until the end... When a picture is submitted to us here, the admins will then take the "Spirit" pictures and keep them for "future use" should you be the winner... "Future use" meaning that we'll perhaps use your picture for a TSi ad or something like that.... We, however, will not use the other pics unless we receive a difinitive declaration from said party that it would be ok to do so, and even then we may edit it a little... The "Assets" pic is more or less just to sway the opinions of the voters (and the Admins! ), and the "Penny" pic is more or less just a way to prove that you're a viable breathing woman... We don't mind if you chose to do a PG-13, or perhaps an R rated pic, but that's completely up to you... But just remember, some of the Admins are getting up there in years, so there's no telling what effect your pics will have on them...
Now, what's a contest without a few piddly rules... First of all, Photoshop is ONLY allowed on scenario 3, where we EXPECT you all to touch up a photo in some way... you could perhaps put yourself in front of a white wall and photoshop a TSi logo or something.... But be more creative about it than that...
WINNING: This will mostly be up to everyone on here to vote over it... We'll start a thread in 'Pics' for the entries... Voting will be monitored by IP address (In case of someone having more than one account on here), and votes received by the mass of you will count as 2/3 of the overall score, with the admins deciding amongst themselves the other 1/3 credit.... If you kill one of the Admins with your "Assets" picture, it's considered an automatic win!
As always, bribes ARE ALLOWED should you feel you may or may not be able to hold your own against the other females here... Bribes are including, but not limited to: payoffs, massages, barters for services rendered, and sexual favors up to and including blowjobs immediately following a videotaped session of some DVDA action with the Admins themselves...
*Admins here at TSi claim no responsibility to any pictures that are messed with following the conclusion of the contest. Should someone get pissed at TSi and use your picture to create some kind of anti-TSi campaign,.... Well, We'll slaughter them in their sleep, so don't worry... *TSi also assumes no responsibility for any death to any one of your immediate family members, unless, of course, you can provide proof by digging them out of our back yards. Should this happen, then we'll give you a cookie and we'll have a chat about the Hail-Bop comet that's due any time now... *This contest is for any living, breathing woman that wanders their way onto the TSi website. For the sake of being fair, *Admins agree not to attempt to pound out man-stew to every picture posted more than half a dozen times......... Unless it's Ian, in which cause the Aussie rules apply because the old man's having a hard enough time trying to catch the kangaroo lately. Bless his heart!
wrote ... *Admins agree not to attempt to pound out man-stew to every picture posted more than half a dozen times......... Unless it's Ian, in which cause the Aussie rules apply because the old man's having a hard enough time trying to catch the kangaroo lately. Bless his heart!
That's why I've been sticking to sheep... they dont jump as high.
Anyway, as Hayley knows, I'm likely to ask permission to use a pic before I rip the lid off one.
Edited Thu Apr 19 2007, 08:21pm
...I have a problem. Why is it just WOMEN in this contest....why cant it be a mixture or MEN and WOMEN.
I have come to the conslusion that when it comes to these "showing photos threads" you guys back out....you guys either dont have much to show us...or are just pussies.
