I left you and tulip to visit the port-a-john at the Washington Monument. The smoking was no big deal until I quit this summer.
I thought you were calling me a cocksucker again. I mean, I could have been Zoomie the Philanthropist, or Zoomie the Philosopher or Zoomie the Humanitarian...
no wait, I did leave you two in the Museum of Natural History to go find smokes. I walked 6 blocks to find a CVS and then got lost on the way back. My apologies.