Thrash, you get water, Mosh you get guns and ammunition, Rachel and Hayley, you get non-perishable food, lovernios, you bring radio equipment and batteries. Lots and lots of batteries. Eitje, you bring booze and all the hookers you can duct tape to the hood of your car. We'll need them to repopulate the earth.
And someone for piss sakes get me a helicopter...
I'll get you all coordinates to a nice cave-laden area in WV. We'll be safe there.
two saturdays ago, i had a dream about alien zombies. they were undead from outer space, come to turn humans into walking dead as well. i actually had the dream twice... the second time, i had a little better idea of how to handle them. nonetheless, it was some freaky shit.
now i can send this to my friends at work and tell them "see?! i knew it was true!!"