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well, Gabe, my oldest, said, exactly at 8 months old, "hey dad," when his father was getting him out of his car seat.
Zoey, my middle child, said, "mommy" first, even though it's usually da-da, because those sounds are easier to make..
And Anthony, my youngest said, "Marge", without the strong 'g' sound. Marge was my mom's cat.
Gabe stood up at 11 months old, and took his first step at 12 months old. his first tooth came through at 3 and a half months, which is pretty early. it's usually around 6 or seven months. He found his feet and started to hang on to them and play with them at 4 months. his hair was blond and curly, and he had his first hair cut when he was 15 months old. people thought he was a pretty little girl. i have a picture of him holding his new little sister when he was 17 months old.
Zoey stood up and started walking at 11 months old, i think she wanted to keep up with Gabe. Her first tooth came through at 6 months, and she had and still has, white blond hair, we only cut it to make it more even. her first hair cut was when she was 18 months old.Zoey found her feet when she was 6 months old. i attached little bells to them and she laughed and smiled all the time when i did that.
Anthony stood up and walked at 10 months old, and i thought it was impossible when he did that! But he never stopped chasing Gabe and Zoey around, he still does. Anthony got two teeth at the same time, and he was 7 months old when that happened. Anthonyfound his feet when he was 5 months old, but he didn't pl't play with them as much as Gabe did.
If you don't have a penis, you truly don't know what men like. Most men will absolutely deny it but chubby chicks are truly teh hawtness. And not just because you generally have amazing oral skillz and breasts (individually) bigger than our heads. But because you remind of of our mothers. And we like home cooking and lil mothering now and again. We just don't want our friends to see us with you and imagine us using those delicious rolls of fat as handholds when we climb on.
OTOH, even if you have a vagina, you truly don't understand women. No one does. A team of scientists has been working around the clock since the 4th century AD and so far all they know is that all men should turn everytime we pass a mirror and say to our own reflections, "I'm not supposed to understand them, it just is." By the time you reach my age, you won't fuck up, forget it, and spend a week sleeping in your car.
Back to you, Dave.
Edited Fri Jan 23 2009, 10:26pm
