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I'll document each day here ....
Day 1 ====
So, I woke up, albeit later than normal due to hanging out/working last night for New Year's Eve. I had a few drinks, which I'm sure isn't helping with my "detox diet" today.
Anyway, 12noon, I drank the Sea Salt and water (all 2 teaspoons of salt/32oz water of it) and it's a few hours later and I feel like ass. I don't know if I wanna hurl or shit myself transparent. Apparently there's a lot of toxins in my system and this is common; we'll see.
3pm - Drank the first of the "lemonade"s; 1/2 lemon, 2 tablespoons of grade B maple syrup, and 10th teaspoon of cayenne pepper. It's helping the nausea I was feeling, for now.
5pm - Drinking lemonade #2, sick feeling is going away, and I'm ok; I haven't had a smoke yet today though.
8pm - Had another drink, only this time with a whole lime. For one, it tastes better, and for two, after mashing it up in my "Bullet", it gives the body the feeling it's digesting something solid and that you are actually eating something. I prefer this.
11pm - Half of a drink and then a laxative tea to close my first day.
Supposedly days 2, 4, and 7 are the worst, however, since the body uses "7 day cycles" typically in cleaning itself, and I'm a smoker and drinker, I'm apparently screwed to the wall.
This is gonna be a fun 10 days.
I'll add and append to this, day by day, post by post as I go on ... On a side note, I'm on the toilet posting this, still not sure if I'm gonna shart or hurl ...
We shall soon see ...
Quick edit for this note: I only had 2.5 cigarettes all day ....
Edited Wed Jan 02 2008, 04:53pm
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Day 2 ===== Took the quart of saltwater .... Still haven't eliminated from yesterday .... It's a'brewin', this should be good ...
I'll wait until after I do that to drink the lemonade ...
On a side note, I feel no hunger pangs and desire no food for the time being ...
Elimination - Dude, it was a STORM, but a small storm; the worst is to come, however, it was a good flow ... Not solid, but that's to be expected, and slightly greenish .... *shrugs*
Also, I figured out that I really do prefer the LIMEADE, it's a lot easier on the tastebuds to me ...
1pm - First limeade
I will do 2 more at 5 or 6, before work ...
Ok, it's 10pm and I've doubled up on limeades ... It was weird going to work where people serve food, however, it didn't phase me ...
I got a little hungry on the way home, however, I cure it with the aforementioned limeade ...
Laxative tea in 20 min .... WOOHOO!!!
Note: Oddly enough, I really am NOT hungry even though I've not technically eaten in almost 3 days ...
Edited Thu Jan 03 2008, 04:10am
I gotta commend you, I tried stuff like this before and it doesn't work for me. I'm on the go for 15 hours a day and I need caloric intake or I just pass out.
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Thanks .... Me too; I don't know how I'm doing it ...
Day 4 ===== Woke at 9am, taking saltwater ..... Will do a juice at about 10am before I go to my first appointment ...
Ok, I went about my day, did my appointments, and felt fine ...
I got home, did 2 more and am doing ok ....
At noon, though I had a Double Beef Burrito Supreme ... I'm only kidding ... I feel as though I have though because I'm burping and it tastes faintly like Taco Bell ... Maybe it's just a food I miss or something ....
Anyway, day 4's going well; it's almost over ... Day 5 is almost to the halfway point, and it's almost here ...
I think I've lost about 5+ lbs, it's tough to tell ... My initial weigh-in was with some clothes on; DUH!
More updates tomorrow ...
Edited Sat Jan 05 2008, 02:57am
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That's my plan afterwards .... Besides, I'm doing this as a partner, and also someone curious about this thing ...
Day 6 ===== Woke up at 9am (on a SUNDAY) and took my saltwater ...
It's 4pm, and I'm on my second limeade; still no real hunger to report ... Brooke's in a "detox day", where your body purges the toxins ...
Me, I'll probably suffer tomorrow, as I said before the body seems to favor the "7 day shed" and, well, tomorrow's the 7th day ...
I did notice that I'm eliminating less, however, it's more "kinda thick liquid" .... This is supposedly normal for this stage in the game as my intestines are shedding mucus ...
*shrugs*
I'll update later tonight with, if nothing else, a summary ...
