Dude, ...I was closing the sunshine shell. and 10 till close....
One of the many kids I see everyday, ....... because the scateboard park is near the store.
This 13 year old boy, came in and said, could he use the phone, he was stranded. ....the parents did'nt answer.
I said where do you live? ...he said, a place, I go right by.
I said, I'd take him home. ...but, he's have to wait outside, while i closed.
while i was closing, dad calls. ....said he was coming.
I said "it's a'ight, I go right by it"
ok.
I'm taking the kid home.
....I'm blathering on about making the most of his life, by avoiding addiction......and eminem.
..All the sudden he goes, "I got a big boner for you miss suzie, lemmie feel your tits....
I said NO! ...I'm 30 yrs older, OMG! I just got arrested...I've corrupted my miners for this quarter...
........he's trying to cop a feel, I'm dodging him, and swearving, because, my tit's are pretty hard to guard driving.......I can't suck em in......they are huge!
I'm thinking.
"If this kid TOUCHES ME .....and someone see's it......I'm in deep shit! (this is mayberry, everyone knows everyone)
I said STOP! ...I'm gonna fuckin' wreck! ............................you gonna BE stranded next time fucktard! he's goes...lemmie feel your pussy then, PLEEEEESE!
HELL NO!
.....wanna see my dick? .....I'll suck your clit....
I'll tap that shit...bla bla bla.
......I'm like............ STEP THE FUCK OFF LITTLE BOY!
(the cops were in his parking lot) I said...the FUZZ is right there...I'll tell on YOU.
....I almost wrecked.
WE are WORLDS apart dude... ....and ....just get out.
he said.. ...don't tell nobody. (his scate board pals)
Grab the kid by the ear, drag him up to his parents door, and tell his Dad that he was demanding sex in the car ride over. Throw hom down at his Dad's feet.
Or, alternatively, never do anything nice for anyone else ever again. Ever.
Yeah I'd talk to his Dad, because he called and knew that you were going to bring his son home. I'd talk with him to teach his son exactly what is entailed in sexual harassment.
Speaking of which: It's common knowledge amongst tobacco growers that one should not handle wet tobacco. The nicotine can leech through the leaf and into the skin and poison you. In south america, people sometimes fall over dead at the end of a day of forced labor picking tobacco in or too soon after rain. Most people just get really sick. A bunch get serious liver problems.
Of all the objects in the oval office, why oh why would you stuff a cigar in yer woo-hoo?
The manuals that the US intelligence services distributed in south east asia during the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan included material about using nicotine as a chemical weapon.
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If you were to extract the nicotine from 1/3 can of chewing tobacco cut with acidcillic acid (diluted aspirin, which actually extracts the nicotine) and place about 3 drops in someone's coffee they'd drop dead ...
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