Routey was a small dog living on the outskirts of washington with his loving family who adored and treasured him. He loved to be scratched behind the ears and took in as much attention as he could from anyone willing to look long enough into his adorable, puppy dog eyes. One day he was playing in the yard, chasing his cute little brown tale, when a man in a somewhat framiliar volkswagen drove by noticing this little bundle of joy frolicking in the grass. Routey noticed right away that he would make a very special friend today, and as the car slowed down, routey ran towards an opening in the fence, just big enough to catch a glimpse of the driver who donned a gentle smile. He saw routey's little wet nose poking curiously through the fence planks and opened the door to greet him. The man brought routey a raw hotdog, routeys favourite. He sniffed the mans hand and licked the mans fingers through the fence. The man smiled and dropped the hotdog for the little dog to enjoy. But it was just out of reach, and he couldnt wiggle himself out enough to take it. He pushed and struggled to get through, and little bit by little bit he became closer to the processed morsel of happiness. The man looked on and smiled as the little dog, with his last ounce of puppy power managed to get his puppy head through the fence and take the hotdog in his mouth. The man laughed a gentle laugh, and wound back his foot as far back as he could. Routey was so happy to have this treat, and when he looked up he saw a boot, then a sidewalk, then a curb, then another lawn across the street, then nothing. But he could still taste the sweet, meaty hotdog.
The man looked on at the puppys head on the neighbours lawn. "I warned you twice you little fuck! Stop shitting on my lawn!"
So yeah, i guess what im really asking is "does anyone know where i can buy a volkswagen?"
i am a long time lurker and i'm just posting now. this site has always made me laugh. hello, I am Doug. I have looked at this site for a while since i saw it advertised on thrashs dynu site and finally decided to register after reading the bella thread. that thread is like a soap opera to me, and it is perhaps the funniest thread on this board. i actually thought it was a joke at first until I followed the links in it.
I'm Meg...I'm not new, but I'm back! (Kind of.) I work at Olive Garden, Pioneer Corn Research, and Parkland College. I'm a full-time student and am trying very hard to make it on my own in this crazy world. I also now have a full-time boyfriend. Regrettably, it's NOT Aaron (though we did finally get a chance to catch up) and I've been so busy getting in car wrecks and going insane that I haven't had the chance to post in a while. So...yes. Hi....and stuff.
