Hi, I'm Zoom, I've been around for years, from AS to LG to all the temps in between, even Milkman Riot and The Fuck You Forum way back in the day (like 10 years ago). I'm a HUD contractor, which means if you're a minority, a single mom or can prove you're poor, I'll build you a house or fix up the one you have and the government will pay for it. Yay you. Fixing garage doors gets me hard if your ol' lady has nice tits. Or if you have nice tits. Or if you know someone who has nice tits.
Actually no, you can buy nice tits. You have to be born with a big ass, and that's what I'm really looking for.
Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
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I'm a HUD contractor, which means if you're a minority, a single mom or can prove you're poor, I'll build you a house or fix up the one you have and the government will pay for it.
