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Mosh
Tue Sep 25 2007, 12:05pm
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You say that now, after Thrash violated you...

He says he didnt even break a sweat. Edited Tue Sep 25 2007, 12:07pm
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Tue Sep 25 2007, 12:19pm
thesnatchthathowiefelt
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You say that now, after Thrash violated you...

No. This :
very weird sense of humor.



He says he didnt even break a sweat.

he didn't, he never got to bat.
Sweating doesn't happen until you pass first base.
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Juniper
Tue Sep 25 2007, 01:53pm
Naked Toes...
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s that an offer you sexy bloody beast - RAWR



i've got closets of my own now... shackles now too...waiting on the handcuffs...

i've got all the pretty blue glasses one could hope for, and a few to spare.....

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lovernios
Tue Sep 25 2007, 05:08pm
Misanthrope
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you fuck off, pretentious cunt


love taps from a self proclaimed ardent prick-
how charming
*yawns*


OMG

You lost me.

Totally.
Edited Tue Sep 25 2007, 05:09pm
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Tue Sep 25 2007, 07:56pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm

humor examples in particular as I stated
Just suffer from a very weird sense of humor.

I would have thought that within itself was self explanatory.
Did that find you?
I am getting lost.
Intentionally.
*smiles*
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Tue Sep 25 2007, 08:11pm
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Oh and Miss Rachel
i've got all the pretty blue glasses one could hope for, and a few to spare...


would that be the cobalt blue glass that I am so fond of?
and if so, might I look you up when I decide to be found again ?
I promise not to fight you too hard. I wouldn't want to break all the glasses...

*smiles even bigger*
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Juniper
Tue Sep 25 2007, 08:55pm
Naked Toes...
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*smiles even bigger*



i can make your smile Even bigger.....
.....after breaking *one* colbalt glass, and sifting thru
the shards..... locating the perfect piece
............i'd slice the corners of your mouth and open it up wide

...bloody smile is best...
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Tue Sep 25 2007, 09:00pm
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ooo I am getting tingly- you may make it to first base...

can I pick the smile?
and would you arch my eyebrows for me?
I am such a fan of beautifully shaped brows and I always remove too much skin.
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Juniper
Tue Sep 25 2007, 09:03pm
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yes, dear, i'll shape your brows, but only if you get in my closet and pour yourself into the gimp outfit...

....and after the leash is connected to the collar, i'll

turn my attention back to your smile and stitch you back up with a black, satin cord...
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lovernios
Tue Sep 25 2007, 09:26pm
Misanthrope
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*shits self and dies*
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Juniper
Tue Sep 25 2007, 09:29pm
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Oops! it appears we have left the black velvet drapes open again....

say, pet, hand me the vice grips and the skewer please,

we have some grilling to do....
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who?
Wed Sep 26 2007, 01:35pm
who?
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wrong forum!
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Juniper
Wed Sep 26 2007, 02:05pm
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oh well!
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Thrash
Wed Sep 26 2007, 05:29pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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No, it's still technically "an introduction" ...
heh ...
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Thu Sep 27 2007, 07:34pm
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wrong forum!

party pooper.
and I was all set to beg the Mistress there for a token of her "love"
I even had visions of my new set of bongos made from the skin and bones of the watcher.......

*sighs*

I guess I can get serious for a minute.
T aka imlostinky aka a lot of other names not many of them printable on a Disney site lol!
Anywho, I just stopped in for a laugh or 2 - if by any chance I did offend, pardon me -
just let me know and I'll be sure to do it again sometime.
Relatively harmless smartass here. I haven't bit and drew blood in awhile.
*smiles*
The name- snatch howie here- I picked it as a joke. Howie Feltersnatch made me laugh - this made me laugh more.

Have a great day Peeps and if I pissed you off, well it's better to be pissed off than on.
*smiles*
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Thrash
Thu Sep 27 2007, 08:16pm
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I don't think that's the case; and we're FAR from "Disney" ...
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Lusive
Thu Sep 27 2007, 08:17pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
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Nah, we're used to your sort here.
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thesnatchthathowiefelt
Thu Sep 27 2007, 08:31pm
thesnatchthathowiefelt
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Um yeah Dave I kinda figured that out real quick like.
Just smart that way lol!

Lusive, "your sort" ?
what "sort" would that be? a good one I hope.
But either way no matter.
Thanks for the laughs anyway.
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Thrash
Thu Sep 27 2007, 09:22pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Damn, now the cover's blown ....

Actually, -=I=- am thesnatchthathowiefelt ....

.... and fred; I'm also fred!
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Juniper
Thu Sep 27 2007, 09:43pm
Naked Toes...
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fuck me freddy!!!
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