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kell

Sun Oct 15 2006, 11:20pm

~Insatiable~

Joined: Thu Dec 08 2005, 08:27pm
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Posts: 390

Twice last night and my man- whore will be here in about 20 minutes. Damn life is good.

Thrash

Mon Oct 16 2006, 02:44am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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"emmabolism" wrote ...
hey, this is big news for me. It's a few weeks just shy of a year for me since I've had sex... a self-inflicted dry spell to regroup and get myself re-acquainted with I am and all that. In the last 2 years I went from the psycho (who I adamantly refused to have sex with, but ultimately ended up having to give in to), to the 8 year on and off guy that I realized was no good for me that I finally ended it with, and then the teacher that turned out to be a drug dealer. I finally forced myself into a hiatus to get myself together, and just when I thought I was okay I had the stroke and the car accident. Here I am almost six months later, and I meet up with this guy that I met back when I was going through the craziness of the psycho. It's like everything happens for a reason. I originally blew him off because I didn't want to know anyone at the time, especially a man. I just happened to meet him again at a fundraiser a month ago when everything started to settle down.

It just so happens, though, that the guy in one of my classes (the one I purposely sat across from) is finally showing some interest. He's walking me to my car every night and going out of his way to touch me.

I swear when it rains, it pours.

Did it squeak at first?

Suzie

Mon Oct 16 2006, 04:40am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

*sigh*

.....ok.
I'll fuck the guy.

I already ate his wife out...and he ate me.

why not?

LOL!

....it does'nt even register a response around here! ...jeez!

Suzie

Mon Oct 16 2006, 04:42am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

Gawd kell...

LOL!

DaphiBlue

Mon Oct 16 2006, 11:09am

*insert witty custom title here*

Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 05:26pm
Location: Right here, can't ya see me?
Posts: 499

Hey Suze, you such a slut! How you be so nasty?

There, how's that! lol

Mosh

Mon Oct 16 2006, 11:45am

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586

Returning from overseas sex is the best.

Suzie

Mon Oct 16 2006, 12:13pm

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

wrote ...
Hey Suze, you such a slut! How you be so nasty?

thank you daphi!

*hugs*

.......it's very difficult considering, I have'nt ACTUALLY had sex
for 8 months.....
.... by bill clintin's standards.

why am I posting here? :roll:

......oh yeah! ......it was more than just jacking off.

kell

Mon Oct 16 2006, 12:20pm

~Insatiable~

Joined: Thu Dec 08 2005, 08:27pm
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Posts: 390

NADA..ZIP..ZILTCH last night but it was a LOVELY evening nonetheless.

Thrash

Mon Oct 16 2006, 02:26pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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But, but .... HOW??!?!?

Mosh

Tue Oct 17 2006, 08:12am

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586

Ghost sex?

MissH

Tue Oct 17 2006, 02:01pm

Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
Posts: 3595

Cinima sex is good.

Lusive

Tue Oct 17 2006, 02:09pm

Hatin' on people since 1975

Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386

I really wanna get laid right now...*LOL*

Thrash

Tue Oct 17 2006, 05:01pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373

*catches the fever for the flavor of a Pringle*

kell

Wed Oct 18 2006, 06:24pm

~Insatiable~

Joined: Thu Dec 08 2005, 08:27pm
Location: Witness Protection Program
Posts: 390

I have a strong feeling tonight is going to be off the chain! I will be spending the night at "his" place tonight as I usually do on Wednesday's. I sent him on a mission today at lunch which he very eagerly accepted....a jaunt to Victoria Secret for a pair of sexy panties for our rendezvous this evening. I can **HARD**ly wait! *bad kell*

Thrash

Wed Oct 18 2006, 06:49pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373

Can I come too?

Mosh

Thu Oct 19 2006, 11:44am

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586

Sure, whip out your junk and start beating off.

Thrash

Thu Oct 19 2006, 02:52pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Heh ....
I thought about that after I wrote that ...

MissH

Thu Oct 19 2006, 07:56pm

Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
Posts: 3595

I'm too stressed to have sex.

Last night.

hahaha.

kell

Thu Oct 19 2006, 09:36pm

~Insatiable~

Joined: Thu Dec 08 2005, 08:27pm
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Posts: 390

Sex is the best stress reliever IMO. It's all natural and does the mind and body good. *tonight I will be relieving my stress*

Lusive

Fri Oct 20 2006, 05:54am

Hatin' on people since 1975

Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386

That's why whore houses should be called stress relief clinics.

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