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Zoomie

Mon Nov 05 2007, 12:13am

Lose the shoes, bitch

Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Inspire me.

Thrash

Mon Nov 05 2007, 04:07am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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I'm down ...

Mosh

Mon Nov 05 2007, 07:53am

Rape barn owner

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...getting jackhammered from behind again.

Thrash

Mon Nov 05 2007, 02:19pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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No, you were late for work ....

Mosh

Mon Nov 05 2007, 10:02pm

Rape barn owner

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I was actually.

The Geek2

Tue Nov 06 2007, 04:07pm

Joined: Tue Oct 09 2007, 12:20pm
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Prediction: True
Outcome: Positive

New Prediction: Bangin' tonight.

Thrash

Wed Nov 07 2007, 03:38am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Wait, what?
I remember reading this, but ....

Meh, fuck it ...

The Geek2

Wed Nov 07 2007, 04:26pm

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Prediction: True.

Thrash are you talking to me?

Thrash

Thu Nov 08 2007, 06:04am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Yeah ...

The Geek2

Thu Nov 08 2007, 09:23pm

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What's your question?

Thrash

Fri Nov 09 2007, 11:03pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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I'm not sure anymore ...

Juniper

Sat Nov 10 2007, 07:04pm

Naked Toes...

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i got laid.

yesterday at around 11:30 am.

from behind.

i had trouble staying focused enough to cum until he started carressing my asshole... like he was thinking about penetrating it...

sex is great.

sadly, my toy hasn't seen any play for about 15 days now.

think it's lonely.

maybe i should give it away to some poor person in need of dopamine shots...

althought, i do think i have a UTI, from so much fucking.

and what great fucking it has been thus far.

i'm all excited.

he said if i made a leather gimp suit, he'd pour himself into it for me....

Mosh

Thu Nov 15 2007, 08:40pm

Rape barn owner

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Bring out the gimp

The gimp's sleeping...

Thrash

Fri Nov 16 2007, 05:33pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Posts: 14373

She like HARD anal ....
Rock the fuck on!

lovernios

Sun Nov 18 2007, 10:33pm

Misanthrope

Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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I fucked someone who looks like this:

Sp 0401 Red Hair

Only human and very warm.

'Twas great. Did it again too.

I guess I have girlfriend even.

Thrash

Mon Nov 19 2007, 06:16am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Whoa, this is kinda new ...
I seem to recall you mentioning "ginger" a week or three back ...

lovernios

Mon Nov 19 2007, 11:07pm

Misanthrope

Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
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call me 'ginger al'

Juniper

Sat Nov 24 2007, 08:18pm

Naked Toes...

Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
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Posts: 949

can i just call you Al?

i got laid.

again and again.

what is it about Andy grabbing each of my ass cheeks and using them as leverage?

when i Know he is getting all curious about sticking a finger into my asshole, i fucking GUSH... and cum.

but i don't particularly like anal sex.

it's not my fav.

it does not turn me on.

but... if we are already going at it.... wow...

fill me up

and, hey... Men..?

is it normal for a man to cum in fucking bucketloads?

i mean, not your usual amount... like, triple that?

like, hmm... about a 1/4 cup?

yeah, i estimated, i didn't actually scoop it out of the toilet with a measuring cup...

Thrash

Sun Nov 25 2007, 03:43am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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You should ...

WiseMasterYoda

Mon Nov 26 2007, 02:49am

Fuck off you will, hrmm?

Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Wow, I've really neglected this thread for a long time.

Well, after my class reunion Friday night I got busy with one of the hottest girls in my old class. You know the type. The ones that were too good to even pretend to be "just friends". The ones that wouldn't even deign to hug you goodbye on graduation day. The ones who would just as soon spit on you and kick you in the nuts as give you the time of day.

I took her out and fucked her silly. Just threw her down and fucked her without a kiss.

Because, oddly enough, she wouldn't let me kiss her.

Oh, so I'm good enough to sweep your chimney, but not good enough to be seen leaving the motel with you? Well FUCK you then you miserable cunt!

**sobs into his Scotch**

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