Hum, and this apparently fictional circumstance if indeed it had been a real event would be far enough out of character to be considered a valid basis for an April fools joke in what way?
Is disappointment over the lack of such an occurrence possibly a factor?
"suze" wrote ... I'm not shoving a godamn thing up MY ASS.
Oh I see, as you should know it is your patriotic duty to allow yourself to be anally violated at least once a year around tax time.
Nevertheless, tell me madam, just how long have you been experiencing this unhealthy and seditious aversion to anal intimacy? Clinical studies have shown that such an aversion is in fact compensating for a secret desire to be held down while being anally enjoyed by several men taking turns.
Your's is quite obviously exactly such a classic case. So, to rephrase my question, just how long have you been harboring this overwhelming desire to be roughly and unceremoniously pounded directly in the ass by a group of strangers anyway?
