In the garage, with a shotgun, a rubber chicken, my cat, a RealDoll named Tsuki, a 6oz swordfish steak, a Captain Caveman decoder ring, a picture of the 1973 Dodgers, Zoomie's foot fetish, the occasional stripper to beat me up, 5 nicotine patches, a vial of Family Guy Anti Bacterial Soap, the occasional call from Suze, the occasional smoo, Avast AntiVirus, Mosh's Magical Marsupials, a bottle of Crisco, Spybot - Search & Destroy, the dude who pooped in the tuba, a PitBull named "Diesel", a limited edition 'Tickle Me Elmo', a Darth Vader mask, Terry Fader's turtle puppet, a bag of Ol'Roy dog food, a $5 gift certificate to "Biz-E-G's 'Lapdances and Laundry'", Lisa Lisa from the Cult Jam, the fabled "TSi CockRing Set", the new TSi "Paddle Me Palin" doll, a 250cc syringe full of empscum, a "Hello Kitty" tongue piercing kit, a pirated copy of WinRAR, a roasted turkey leg, my "Police Squad" box set, and K_o_C's non-used tube of Anal Eaze, I feel safe ...
i dont care how many ppl blew you, or you have blown or eaten out. im talking fucking. clarify fuck partners then you can give some numbers on the other sub-sex groups.
it was either 13 or 14 guys i actually fucked. i'll be figuring this out in a minute and editing. since age 16.
probably 25 or so whove went down on me.
and about 11 i went down on.
made out with at least 130 ppl. probably more.
there were no threesomes or lesbian partners.
edit: OK, 13. It cant be 14 unless somebody just fell in when i was alseep and i never felt it.
Edited Sat Aug 23 2008, 07:08pm
Oh please, the ratio is off by 5. How many other males on this site have numbers that come even close to matching. I've spent most of my life in long-term relationships. I function better in that stability.
And I love giving oral to a woman and am good at it.
I have WAY fewer numbers in giving oral than in receiving and both of those don't even add up to the total I've had sex with. Which is 8 men, 2 women. To me, oral sex is more personal and something you do with someone you actually "care" about pleasing without the expectation of being pleased yourself.
Would everyone please stop fucking spamming the Bagman dramatic story forum? I see new posts and think there's something I want to read going on, then I'm sorely disappointed.
I have WAY fewer numbers in giving oral than in receiving and both of those don't even add up to the total I've had sex with. Which is 8 men, 2 women. To me, oral sex is more personal and something you do with someone you actually "care" about pleasing without the expectation of being pleased yourself.
I don't understand KoD's make out numbers. I'm having a hard time thinking of more than 5 girls I've made out with through the years that I didn't bang.
That chick from Charleston. Neyres Melissa Some NE Philly girl Another NE Philly girl Another NE Philly girl Sierra Jessica The chick at the punk rock show
Okay, so I got nine so far. (and now I know why I hate NE Philly so much). Every other chick that I've made out with has ended up with me in the sack that night or another night.
