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Luthos-Vulvi, please shut up, you cum-birping blow-pig Your pale, anemic attempts to make pals with your gay vinyl stickers and cheesy t-shirt promotions are getting transparent. You are obviously using the incredibly cool and nouveax internet vibe of TSi to enhance your feeble personality out in public. Hey Luthos, Meatloaf called, he wants his ketchupy chins back. Hey Luthos, canned beans and tater tots called, they want you for dinner. Hey Luthos, an oompa loompa called, it wants it's complexion back. LOOOOTHOS VULVI A man who once took a shit so smelly it was almost on the local TV news. LOOOOTHOS MULVA # one fan of that old drunk rebel, Billy Joel, white wedding and 'more, more, more' notwithstanding. LOOOOTHOS BULLPIE Our proud host of this thread has the command of the english langauge like Droopy Dog running a cartoon fire hose. LOOSEASS FARTLOW An epic pantload who worships other geeky pantloads LUTHOS-BULVI Be's mean randomly and might be a latent internet-metro-sexual
::I can still feel my legs so they must be there, right?::
Lovernios (Portuguese) o seman sorve ruidosamente filho de uma cadela Lovernios (Russian) ?????? lipped, ??????? assed, ?????????? ???? ????? Lovernios (Spanish) violador animal homosexual Lovernios (German) Berühren Sie Affen Lovernios (Italian) ejaculator di ascella Lovernios (Norwegian) anbringer en finger i hans esel for moro Lovernios (Dutch) De ondergoed sluitring Lovernios (French) la crotte a taché des sous-vêtements
It was made known that I fuck'd up and put in the wrong name back on a Music Forum... This was just him get'n another dig at my expense... And I'm sooo gonna get rip'd apart on this thread... But its funny to see him go off!
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"Sir_Luthos" wrote ... ::I can still feel my legs so they must be there, right?::
Lovernios (Portuguese) o seman sorve ruidosamente filho de uma cadela Lovernios (Russian) ?????? lipped, ??????? assed, ?????????? ???? ????? Lovernios (Spanish) violador animal homosexual Lovernios (German) Berühren Sie Affen Lovernios (Italian) ejaculator di ascella Lovernios (Norwegian) anbringer en finger i hans esel for moro Lovernios (Dutch) De ondergoed sluitring Lovernios (French) la crotte a taché des sous-vêtements
Okay, so the feeble visit to alta-vista for unrelated and meaningless translations was a pointless exercise. At least you FINALLY got my name spelled correctly. Any other dog and pony shows ya got, or is this it?
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"AspHole" wrote ... #1 Rot... learn the rules of the Forums first, please...
#2, lovernios.. you burried him so far,... with *ONE* point of interest...
ea93464cc7 wrote ... LOOOOTHOS MULVA # one fan of that old drunk rebel, Billy Joel, white wedding and 'more, more, more' notwithstanding.
Those were Billy IDOL....
Anyhow.. Carry on! Sorry for the interruption
AGAIN WITH THE INTERUPTION I DON'T FEEL THE SORROW
WE, as in Luthos and I, need no fucking help with our Word War thread! I know you 'feel' certain things might be crucial to add to the flow of things, but restrain yourself, there's no need. Luthos ineptly attempted to explain, and it's my hope he further muddied anyone's perspective on our thread.
"AspHole" wrote ... #1 Rot... learn the rules of the Forums first, please...
my bad, i smell like ass and will until i learn the rules
'till then i also smell like a cross between a distillery, a brewery, and a russian bordello, w/ a hint of Amsterdamanian hash-house... so eh maybe that = ass eh
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"Sir_Luthos" wrote ... Yes you are, so dance monkey boy. You have just proved this point with your three posts in a row to get across a point that no one ask'd for!
Your thoughts glisten with the purity of a fresh turd
"Sir_Luthos" wrote ... Your fragile ego seems to need an outlet to be heard, but next time try to close my cock washer sooner so I can enjoy your lips longer...
My lips are skilled, yes, but not skilled enough for your micro-phallic member, which is so tiny Uncle Ben's would find it too small.
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OMG You lose Butterboy! Plus, you have now personally attacked me, as my sex life (or lack thereof?) is none of your concern, or this internet's. While the thought of bringing up your penchant for obnoxious farting and bowel movements might have been regarded as a 'personal attack', one knows for sure that all peoples farts/bms are indeed odious in nature, therefore nulling said 'attack' as personal in nature....
I appreciate your concern for the health of my gonads, your thoughts about my balls are quite odd, but nonetheless appreciated as friends. It warms my cockles to say the least. I did notice you use phrases such as 'come back' and 'too hard' alot, does anyone else see the Freudian ramifications besides me? I feel you are identifying yourself with my cock actually. Maybe I should spank you.
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wrote ... It warms my cockles to say the least. I did notice you use phrases such as 'come back' and 'too hard' alot, does anyone else see the Freudian ramifications besides me?
"lovernios" wrote ... While the thought of bringing up your penchant for obnoxious farting and bowel movements might have been regarded as a 'personal attack'.
Yes it was and rather than moan and complain like the bitch you are, I chose to move on with the thread.
"lovernios" wrote ... Plus, you have now personally attacked me, as my sex life (or lack thereof?) is none of your concern, or this internet's.
I beg to differ, as your best friend and possably only true friend I have more right to know than anyone how lame your sex life is... Because I'm the only one that will tell you, "Sack up and just fuck the local bar whore!" (You know who she is...) Or send you links for awsome video's you can't watch on your lame ass ISP!
So stop your, I got my feel'ns hurt bullshit, and get in the game!
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"Sir_Luthos" wrote ...
e7d12d2840="lovernios" wrote ... While the thought of bringing up your penchant for obnoxious farting and bowel movements might have been regarded as a 'personal attack'.
Yes it was and rather than moan and complain like the bitch you are, I chose to move on with the thread..
You, Sir_Luthos, Lord of Flatulence, and proud of it, are actually telling MOI, that you were feeling attacked?? I'd think you were beeming with utter pride and self-gratification.
"Sir_Luthos" wrote ...
e7d12d2840="lovernios" wrote ... Plus, you have now personally attacked me, as my sex life (or lack thereof?) is none of your concern, or this internet's.
I beg to differ, as your best friend and possably only true friend I have more right to know than anyone how lame your sex life is... Because I'm the only one that will tell you, "Sack up and just fuck the local bar whore!" (You know who she is...) Or send you links for awsome video's you can't watch on your lame ass ISP!.
as an aside... how many of us have more than 1 'true' friend? I don't want anyone's pity, it's just my lot in life at the moment.
"Sir_Luthos" wrote ... So stop your, I got my feel'ns hurt bullshit, and get in the game!
my feelings are not hurt, you just broke the rules!
But... My intuition is SCREAMING you planned to blab this all along You nefarious gossip queen!!
Your intuition? I thoguht that was a woman's feel'n... Have you got in touch with your feminine side?
And you are right, I was rather proud that I smoked out your appartment with my ronchy shit loaf, but it was all made funny by your dumb ass inviting the TV crew in for the interview about how you felt havin' been woken up by a neighbor because your friend almost burn'd you up! (Breathes)
And the fat jokes are as lame as your attempts to be cool! I know I'm fat and will say it with pride because at least I'm not an insecure closet homo like you quietly beg'n for acceptance... Remember, I can loose weight, but you will always be fake!
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Yes, I am in touch with my feminine side
LUTHOS, I got a question. You did realize this is a "flame wars" forum, not a FLAMER WARS forum?? You are beginning to strike me as a bitter old queer, and you picked the wrong target for your affections.
I'm the one who is the friend. I tolerate the fires and the malodious atmospheres, and the TV crews that follow you around. I tolerate your fumbling advances, and how you flutter your eyelids at me when your wife isn't looking (I'm not allowed over when she's not home) I tolerate your 'Flock of Seagulls' hairstyle, your penchant for wearing elderly women's undergarments to WWF shows, and your collection of red Wrangler jeans with the patch on the INSIDE of the knee. I put up with your rather goose-ish walking style, along with the fact that you drag your knuckles sometimes, and your amply-sized 5-7 boils goin at any given moment on the back of your neck, and the fact that you leave an absolute puddle of 'personal oil' on everything you touch. Oh, and the breath. Fucking hot, steaming mid summer raw pork hocks and cabbage garbage stench breath. Mother-fucker could melt the toilet. Remember those crazy ZUBAZ pants made of cotton with the elastic waistband, the crazy NFL colors printed all over thatlooked like tiger stripes, and the rather good look everyone had at one's "manliness". People wore them all over, it was cool for like 1 month, but Luthos still carries the flame to this day. Him and his 'hung-like-a-squirrel' ZUBAZ look.
