oh man..... I can't get pissed off about nothing! .........................you gotta give me a much better reason not be a sweetie! The beatles make me more hostile than that.
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" wrote ... {iller-D"]You people couldnt dish out an insult if you got Martha Stewart to fuck George Carlin! You couldnt hurt a feeling with a chainsaw! Now im going to go masterbate and kill a kitten!
Fuck yoes types and such!
"Arcane13" wrote ... Let me make it simple, if you can use the words "you are" in the place where you put "your", you should spell it you're.
Take the dictionary with you and try not to stick the pages together.
That joke is older than the wax cum darts your dick must shoot when you jerk off.
I dont need a grammar lessen pumpkin, but thanks for playing. DoEs ThIs BoThEr YoU ToO? I bet It dOes, buT See, im goiNg to keEp dOing it, bEcaUse i knoW betTEr. Then im going to start doing wild and whacky things like spelling "COLOUR" with the "u", because its a neo grammatical error and i want to watch your forehead veins pop until your over zealous pink grammar spunge leaks out your ear. Then i will proceed tO do nauGhty things to yOur corpse, like spaNk your naked ass wiTh a dictionary, and recite shakespeare as i shave your head, and make a bong out of your skull with a Dremil. Once ive completed my session, im going to asphyxiate myself and shoot long wax darts into your asshole until you qualify as a Hannukah candle. Then you will be sliced into lunch meat and sold at the local supermarket as glazed dark forrest ham.
(i dont really know you, so i feel compelled to tell you im just playing around)
Joined: Wed Jan 12 2005, 12:39pm
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(*smile* I know)
You're just trying to sweet talk, nice try, but I only like it when real men spank me. Though it's quite apparent that all of your sexual experience lies with backdoor loving livestock or poking the occasional overgrown vegetable, and I am sure the family goat loves it, don't get me wrong, but FYI, human girls don't like to end up at the local farmer's market after making love. I am also not sure that describing just how fucked up your brain is qualifies as flaming.
The only way any girl would have sex with you is if she were dead, so you got that part right, you might try bathing at least. Why not use the dremil when you're done to build yourself a cock that we can actually see. Now let the dog lick the gourd juice off your winnie sized prick, as usual, and run along, your mom's calling for her nightly enema.
Thrash is the Head Kicka? i see. does this imply he's in charge of suckoffs? ahaha We have jobs for him in Reno, but he'd have to start at minmum wage and wear a skirt
Arcane13 needs a spanking, how steamy. (actually, yes, it is steamy.) i should be so bad. can we co-host some kind of pillsbury spank-off? i think we could sell tickets. Anyways, i wish i was jowls deep in your phagina. i would blow you up like a Macy's balloon and then watch you fly around the room in one long and crazy queef.
i wish suzzette was in this thread, i'd like to flame her too. i bet her farts are volcanic. i also bet her big floppy sweater meat fun-bags dangle down to her kneecaps like socks full of tennis balls.
oh and yes. lovernois seems like a guy without a rudder. my boy has a micro-phallic mind, and a mega-phallic set of lips. i bet he has a switch on the back of his head for a vibrating option.
If you were a man, I'd snap your neck for that, as it is...... I'll thank you to shut your stupid mouth, bitch.
Do you have a happy family? ........or do you go home at night?
If you can find your tiny dick inside your eddie munster under roo's to drain off some diseased DNA into your date. ......remember BAAAAA! means NOOOOO!
