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danzig
Fri Dec 19 2008, 06:37am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
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bagman wrote ...

Well she invited me to stay over, so I spent the night at her place. In her bed. WITH HER.

But alas, I am coughing up mad lung butter, so will post details later. Being sick, sucks fat dick.

Lemme guess, you ended up making out with her and you spooged as soon as she touched your dick and never sealed the deal, furthering the saga of Bagman so we can look forward to more exciting page long installments.
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krapsna
Fri Dec 19 2008, 07:03pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
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That pretty much sums it up.
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Suzie
Fri Dec 19 2008, 08:02pm
Living Dead Girl
Suzie
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[Click, Dick]
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Thrash
Fri Dec 19 2008, 09:13pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Fuck the voting; DEFINITELY "Greatest Hits" ...
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The Geek2
Fri Dec 19 2008, 11:49pm
The Geek2
Joined: Tue Oct 09 2007, 12:20pm
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IF YOU DIDNT SLEEP WITH HER SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD
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Zoomie
Fri Dec 19 2008, 11:55pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Eh. 10 years and he's brought us to the edge how many times?

How got his altezzas and his steroe getting stolen were better stories.

So far.
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bagman
Sat Dec 20 2008, 04:56am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Mucinex and Nyquil ain't doing a god damn thing.

Scoop time. I get there, she cooks me some tasty tortellini soup, have some beers and the soup, watch Reefer Madness The Musical (pretty damn funny), light touching on the couch, play some cards, then listen to music and make out. No open mouth kissing - just light closed mouth. I don't wanna cough into her mouth. At one point I have my hand on her inner thigh and slowly guide it up her leg, and she kind of grabs my hand with her other hand and holds it ... blocking my attempt. Make out a bit more, then I lay back and she lays her head on my lap and we do the banter thing. More petting. My cough gets bad, and she gives me some expectorant and zinc cough drops. Then asks if I want to stay over, and I say yeah that sounds cool. She goes in the other room and gets into boxers and a t-shirt.

Ugh, I can barely function right now, hence the sloppy,choppy writing. Anyway so we caress and shit in bed. I probably could have had some sex but was feeling too terrible. I had the worst sleep ever that night.

1. Not used to sleeping with anybody else in the bed I'm in
2. I had to keep going to the bathroom to cough up green sludge
3. My boner kept me awake all fucking night.

I better get some sleep tonight. She's coming over to my place tomorrow night. smile I'm ready. She's leaving for WI on Tuesday for a aweek, so it's now or never.











Edited Sat Dec 20 2008, 05:00am
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Zoomie
Sat Dec 20 2008, 01:20pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
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bagman wrote ...
I probably could have had some sex

Didn't see this phrase coming, pun intended.
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The Geek2
Sat Dec 20 2008, 02:06pm
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If she gets into clothes (Cause she likely will the first time since no one knows that the limits are ect) You start kissing her and removing the clothes.

I like how one guy did it for me. I got into bed with some clothes on and he was already in there naked. I said to myself: well in this case..!, and took everything off. Got right to the point. It was a ballsy move, but it paid off for him
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krapsna
Sat Dec 20 2008, 02:27pm
krapsna
Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612
Yeah man, Geek is right. Especially If she puts on less clothes than she started with for the "sleep over" that means all systems are go.

One day you'll learn the golden rule... In some cases "no" really means "yes".

Now get back on that horse!
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Zoomie
Sat Dec 20 2008, 03:15pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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The Geek2 wrote ...

I got into bed with some clothes on and he was already in there naked. I said to myself: well in this case..!, and took everything off. Got right to the point. It was a ballsy move, but it paid off for him

Eh. I sleep naked and have all my adult life. Doesn't mean I expect sex. Just means I sleep naked.
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Ass Faced Killa
Sat Dec 20 2008, 09:17pm
Ass Faced Killa
Joined: Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:40pm
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190 posts of nothing yet.
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Thrash
Sat Dec 20 2008, 09:26pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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More like 1190 ...
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bagman
Sat Dec 20 2008, 10:09pm
bagman
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3 hours... I'm feeling much better, so I'm going for it tonight. Will this be the end of a long, and drawn-out saga? Will I have nothing left to post about after tonight?

Is this the end of "bagman" on the boards? We shall see.
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Thrash
Sat Dec 20 2008, 10:23pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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Uhm, actually, it should be the end of "bagboy" and the beginning of "bagman" ...

I'm not taking bets on this one yet ...
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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 12:48am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
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Ok, now that you've slept in her fucking bed with her without doing it, the next logical step is DEFINITELY sex. Oh, and if she just holds your hand back without saying anything that doesn't mean jack shit. That's happened to me several time and I just kept going. Shit, one time I even got held back and told "I'm not that kind of girl" and I ended up having my dick inside her a minute later. You just gotta keep fucking going unless she gets all serious on you and has stopped you more than a couple times. There are a ton of girls that just want a guy to work for her pussy.
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bagman
Sun Dec 21 2008, 12:53am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Yes, obviously I HAVE to move on her tonight. I've never eaten a pussy in my life either ... wonder if I'll have two firsts in one night?

What are easier positions for newbs? Ugh... probably too late to be asking that. She's coming by in 10.

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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 01:20am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
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The only thing hard about eating pussy is enduring the pain, cuz your tongue is gonna fucking hurt after a while. Edited Sun Dec 21 2008, 01:21am
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Thrash
Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:08am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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Just pay attention and you'll do fine ...
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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:16am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
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Who wants to make a bet that Kyle is crying somewhere? Be it alone in his bed or in the arms of that chick that is currently feeling REALLY uncomfortable?
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