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Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:24am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373

Balor wrote ...
Unprotected premature ejaculation on a motel pillow under the watchful eye of a disappointed harlot?

Zoomie

Sun Dec 21 2008, 02:49pm

Lose the shoes, bitch

Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436

Either the deed is done...

...or status quo as it has been for 10 years.

WiseMasterYoda

Sun Dec 21 2008, 02:52pm

Fuck off you will, hrmm?

Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406

No word yet... Is that a good sign or a bad sign?

krapsna

Sun Dec 21 2008, 03:14pm

Joined: Tue Aug 21 2007, 06:26am
Posts: 612

I'm betting that immediately after getting laid for the first time bagman will realize that he is in fact... gay.

A+ for effort though.

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:27pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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It's only 11AM, if they hung out, and he "stalled" for a good part of the night, they should just be waking up now. Again, however, it's all "shame-dependant", and all wether or not ANYTHING happened.

Remember, the most he's done before is "stink-finger" and he got blown once ...

Another possibility is she got his sickness as well ...

Hmmm, this should be interesting ...

I wonder if he told her anything ...

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:36pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Here's the tage so far on D00dJ00Sux0r.Com for his thread there:
[Click, Dick]

Tags:

Terminal Virgin

natural selection

try the cock

Bagman = best alter ever

Came in his pants at dinner

Kyle=day worker's crack

Kyle=7-Up

Never had it

never will

final solution

Rufinol B

Rohypnol

idiot

there are girls to be had

in the gas chamber

quickly now

Death to Smoochy

Schick Yer Shitter

Nair Yer Asshair

Pick A Hole

Eiie reelee <3 teh kok

the most special of moments

are when she queefs

anti-social.com

Cock Meat Sandwich

WTF?

Can I have some pie?

Daddy would you like

some sausage?

Show me your tits

pillar of salt

Never eaten pussy

I'm gay!

danzig

Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:42pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

WiseMasterYoda wrote ...

No word yet... Is that a good sign or a bad sign?

I guess it's like when you are waiting on a verdict from the jury......everyone speculates but no one really can be sure.

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:55pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Exactly ...
Lusive and I just said that ...

it's definitely like a good train wreck you KNOW is about to happen.
[11:52] You keep watching just to keep updated.

Zoomie

Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:59pm

Lose the shoes, bitch

Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436

If he's any kind of gentleman he'll take her out for a nice breakfast and hang out with her for a few hours. While maintaining that lovely post-coital aroma...

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:02pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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IF there's post-coital anything ...

Zoomie

Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:15pm

Lose the shoes, bitch

Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436

Should we take side bets as to whether or not he told her?

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:28pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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I think we should take bets on

if it happened
if not, what happened
if/when he told her
if she'll see him again either way

Odds, Si?

Lusive

Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:36pm

Hatin' on people since 1975

Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
Posts: 1386

yeah, what are the odds, Si?

danzig

Sun Dec 21 2008, 06:32pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

I think either some crazy shit that will make for a 20 page comment that you wouldn't even think was a possibility would happen, like, Baggy fucking a mermaid so we don't quite know if that counts as losing his virginity or not......OR, it will be completely lackluster and he'll have some great connection with this girl and they cuddle and talk about their childhood but never end up fucking and Baggy will say it doesn't matter because what he has with her transcends sex and we will all sigh and facepalm as, once again, the saga continues. Edited Sun Dec 21 2008, 06:33pm

Thrash

Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:01pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Yes, but what are the ODDS?!?!?

bagman

Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:40pm

Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
Posts: 214

Just to leave you guys on the edge, like I left the chick last night (multiple times)...

... my face still smells like pussy. I wonder if I'll ever get this smell out of my beard.

Got some shit to do, but I'll post a new thread later.

FAH-Q

Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:51pm

Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713

bagman wrote ...
I wonder if I'll ever get this smell out of my beard.

You will. Multiple soapings and scrubbings will do it. That is if you want to - you might as well enjoy the reminder for a bit once it's a good smell.

Signed,
-Heavily bearded pussy licker.

danzig

Sun Dec 21 2008, 08:16pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

For all we know he rubbed her panties on his face when she wasn't looking.

But if you actually did eat your first pussy, congrats. It's a step in the right direction. So do you honestly think you did a good job?

And you know guys, this whole thing isn't over once he has sex. After that we can see how long it takes him to fuck a girl in the butt.

Zoomie

Sun Dec 21 2008, 09:01pm

Lose the shoes, bitch

Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
Posts: 2436

First, who the hell would WANT to get the smell out ( I know I don't).

Second, Mermaids ain't got no vajayjay.

Third, way to go Kyle! Fuck, I should have put a fitty on ya.

danzig

Sun Dec 21 2008, 09:42pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

Zoomie wrote ...

First, who the hell would WANT to get the smell out ( I know I don't).

Maybe I'm in the minority, I don't know, but the smell of vagina is not something I enjoy.

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