Alright so quick info. Election night I was actually trying to get "E" over (yeah the not-so-hot one) to come with me to the Alamo Drafthouse and watch the election stuff on the big screen. But she got ran off the ride last weekend (she rides a scooter) by an SUV and her foot is broken. So she didn't feel like it. The other girl, who invited me to the shinding downtown is quite ugly. She had no problem giving me her phone number after only like 2-3 e-mails haha. I didn't end up downtown, because I wasn't really in the mood to meet and greet new people.
However, I'm glad I held out. This OTHER girl, "K", whose Craigslist ad I replied to a couple of months ago and who I have been just messaging back and forth, gave me HER fucking phone number!! We're both going to this music thing this weekend called FUN FUN FUN FEST (Doa, Swingin' Utters, Bad Brains, Krum Bums, Dead Milkmen, The National, Atmosphere, Octupus Project, Kool Keith, etc. etc. like 90 bands on 4 stages). I went yesterday and had a good time, except the dust is almost unbearable. I am still blowing black boogers and hocking brown loogies this morning. I really don't feel that well, but I want to meet this girl "K" today at the festival. So like I said she just gave me her number and I'll probably head up there in a couple of hours after the Motrin kicks in.
She's cute as hell, petite and seems like she knows how to have some heavy fun. *Rubs hands together*. I should have practiced more on "E" and that other girl who invited me to the downtown shinding "J", since I don't really care about boning either of them, but we'll see what happens.
Check out "K" and wipe the drool off your face.
Edited Sun Nov 09 2008, 08:21pm
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I still think you're shooting so high you aren't shooting at all ...
Practice on the ugly chicks; they'd be the better "starter fucks" ... (I mean, who CARES if they are satisfied or not ... ... AND, they fuck better ['cause they HAVE TO]!)
Edited Mon Nov 10 2008, 01:42am
I have to disagree. Any woman he sleeps with, he should be concerned with her getting off. Unless he's sleeping with a prostitute, because he isn't paying her to get off, he's paying her to get him off.
Hey, I've been with a virgin who got me off several times before the fun was done. And believe you me, I still think of him fondly and count him as one of the best lays I've had. And that's even from that point.
Edited Mon Nov 10 2008, 02:46pm
I do count myself as blessed, however, just because the chick isn't CUTE is no reason to disregard her pleasure. If that's so, he should just go bag a prostitute and get it done and over with. Because at least then he gets what he pays for.
And he should have learned long ago, if not, then he should learn soon, that the whole "she's hot" thing, REALLY won't get him laid. But until he starts looking at cool girls rather than "hawt" girls, he's still going to be a virgin. Just advising him to disregard a woman's pleasure is major uncool points. I don't believe that a man is solely responsible for my orgasm, but if he's proven to not even be trying to help me with it, I'll just stop it before it really gets started. Because that's ass, you don't use someone as your cum dumpster, unless you pay them for it.
The first time you jump out of an airplane you're not focused on the view or your velocity or the people you jump with, you're focused on pulling the cord on your chute and not breaking your legs when you touch down. Same principle. Baggy knows this. He's looking to develop something with someone so that after that initial jump he can go back up again and enjoy the ride, and have it MEAN something. That's WHY he hasn't gone to a hooker.
Leave him alone. He knows he can't be a stud on the first go round, but if it turns out that he is, all the better for him AND his first.
Edited Tue Nov 11 2008, 01:21pm
I'll sum up my feelings on the subject through the lyrical stylings of Eazy E and MC REN from NWA's "Find Em, Fuck Em, and Flee".
EAZY E
Easily I'm aproachin' There ain't no jokin' When the pussy holes are open Ready to fuck until my dick is raw Yo! the muthafuckin' devil's son-in-law
I find 'em fuck 'em and flee you know but before I d.o' yo, I take a ho' to the hotel to the motel to the holiday inn yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up I'll just fuck her friend ...
MC REN
But after I nut I might leave you But first I must decieve you, because bitch I don't need you And don't say that you love me too 'Cause if I turn my back you would fuck the whole crew You're nothin' but a skank ho' tryin' to take my bank ho' So I have to let you know ..
At a hotel And a motel And a holiday inn [say what??!] Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up yo, I'll just fuck her friend ..
The first time you jump out of an airplane you're not focused on the view or your velocity or the people you jump with, you're focused on pulling the cord on your chute and not breaking your legs when you touch down. Same principle. Baggy knows this. He's looking to develop something with someone so that after that initial jump he can go back up again and enjoy the ride, and have it MEAN something. That's WHY he hasn't gone to a hooker.
Leave him alone. He knows he can't be a stud on the first go round, but if it turns out that he is, all the better for him AND his first.
Zoomie, I understand this, that's why I haven't said to him to go find a hooker, it is ALL in response to Dave's comment on bagging the ugly ones because they'll fuck good and who cares about their pleasure anyway. I'm saying if that is the ONLY reason to lose your virginity is to lose it and forget the other person's pleasure, then he might as well get a hooker and be done with the mess. However, I genuinely believe he wants to hook up with someone he has more in common with, thus him being the age he is without getting laid. It ISN'T like he's unattractive, because he is. And it isn't because he lacks personality, because he has a good one for what I can see. I'm just saying is, he's more likely to get a second go around with someone IF he tries to at least please her, and if she knows his plight she'll be more forgiving of him if he doesn't succeed, but at least tried. In my opinion, if he'd focus on the clicks he gets with a woman and not worry with whether or not she's "hawt" 1.) he'd be less nervous because he's already built a familiarity with her, and 2.) he'd be more apt to enjoy it himself.
My issue wasn't with Bags and who he's having sex with or not. My issue was with Dave's take on the whole thing.
We men are shallow, visual creatures who only want to impregnate the healthiest most attractive females we can get our dicks into. I've known lots of "cool" girls that I would never have fucked in a million years simply because I found them unattractive.
In a perfect world women would be lusted after based on their personalities. Some people might also take the viewpoint that if my Aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
Sorry ugly ladies, life's not fair. Keep the liquor on hand and don't worry, we already know that whole thing about ugly girls being better in the sack is a fallacy.
PS: Sometimes "The hottest chick I can get my dick into" changes into "The hottest chick I can get my dick into at the moment" but I still have standards.
PPS: That whole thing about knowing lots of cool girls was a lie. There's been like, maybe 5 of them. Most of you would be completely useless if you didn't have a pussy.
Actually I think them having a pussy makes most women pretty useless. I'm not a feminist that thinks that women are the end all be all. I just think that if you're going to have sex with someone, you care about their pleasure as well as your own. That is, unless you want to be known as a jackass. Which if that's the case, booyah for you. And that's male or female, it's not just the male gender that's sexual assholes. Hell, I know more women that are assholes sexually than I know men. But I still say the cool chick is the better chick to fuck because at least afterward, you can sit back and play some video games with her and she's not prone to want a relationship.
Oh, believe me Lusive, if they're gettin my magic cock they're feeling some pleasure. If I did some extra stuff their heads would probably explode, and I don't need that kind of hassle.
