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Zoomie
Thu Nov 13 2008, 02:44am
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Mine only wants it's own zip code so it can get away from everyone.
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Lusive
Thu Nov 13 2008, 03:57am
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
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Still don't believe in the magic(k)al cock. Sorry. I still think it's funny though and it gives me giggles every time I see this thread. *L*
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Thrash
Thu Nov 13 2008, 08:48pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Zoomie's cock does have its own zipcode; it's in Mudville ...
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Zoomie
Thu Nov 13 2008, 09:13pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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And there is no joy in Mudville...
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Thrash
Fri Nov 14 2008, 08:51pm
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Thrash
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It's 'cause you didn't take your chance with me ...
... or Sandy for that matter
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Zoomie
Fri Nov 14 2008, 09:06pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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The buttsex doesn't do it for me.
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Thrash
Fri Nov 14 2008, 10:03pm
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Thrash wrote ...

... or Sandy for that matter
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Sandy
Sat Nov 15 2008, 03:05am
Sandy
Joined: Fri Jan 07 2005, 11:06am
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Leave me outta' this, daddy!
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The Geek2
Sat Nov 15 2008, 04:32am
The Geek2
Joined: Tue Oct 09 2007, 12:20pm
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You raaaaaang?

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Thrash
Sat Nov 15 2008, 07:31am
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I forgot about that ....
hahahahaha ....
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bagman
Sun Nov 16 2008, 07:53am
bagman
Joined: Sun Mar 09 2008, 10:10pm
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Sobering up a bit... so ignore any typos and/or obvious grammatical errors you nitpicking cocksmokers.

Tonight was interesting. I saw Ghostland Observatory at this cool outside venue, Stubb's. Both "G" and "E" were there. "G" was with a couple of friends, and one of them ,"J", she told me about a couple of months ago. She wants to hook me up; she's trying to play matchmaker. "J" is cute as fuck (a milf). We shot the shit, and laughed, and told little lame stories. She bought me a drink. It was a very cool dynamic. I felt semi-pimpish with "G", "E", and "J" all vying for attention. I was dressed to impress. I wanted ladies to check me the fuck out and be like dayum who's that smooth motherfucker? Had a gray dress shirt on, with a black striped vest over it, a silk black tie, a black striped golf hat, black pants and brand new black and white Adidas'. Girls were checkin' me out all night. At one point this drunk chick fell into me at one point. She looked into my eyes... I smiled and she smiled broadly... but I gently pushed/helped her along - didn't mess around with that ho. Immediately after that "G" had her hands all over my back hah. It was a new and different feeling. Confidence feels cool. To feel wanted. It's new.

I had so many smiles sent my way tonight it was ridiculous. But here I am, home alone. The difference is it was my choice. Patience is a virtue. I'm not really tripping over my dick trying to get fucked. I mean the girl who I bone for the first time will have to be speschiul. Screw "casual encounters". I'm better than that. I'm creating value. I am worth something, and the girl who is special enough to take my virginity will know that. I'm a fucking catch. I own a pimp car. have a fantastic job, own my own condo, am upbeat and enthusiastic, am pretty funny once I feel comfortable enough with you, std-free, aren't fat, have a keen sense of style (askmen.com is the bomb), have no baggage, am cultured and well-traveled and am genuienly a nice guy, who looks out for others. I have a LOT going for me. I'm a goddamn catch!!!

Oh yeah... I'll tell you about "K", "R" and "T" tomorrow.

In other news, this is one of my new favorite songs.
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ps: haha even a few obviously gay dudes were checking me out. Edited Sun Nov 16 2008, 08:00am
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Lusive
Sun Nov 16 2008, 04:13pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
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I'm not really tripping over my dick trying to get fucked. I mean the girl who I bone for the first time will have to be speschiul. Screw "casual encounters". I'm better than that. I'm creating value. I am worth something, and the girl who is special enough to take my virginity will know that. I'm a fucking catch. I own a pimp car. have a fantastic job, own my own condo, am upbeat and enthusiastic, am pretty funny once I feel comfortable enough with you, std-free, aren't fat, have a keen sense of style (askmen.com is the bomb), have no baggage, am cultured and well-traveled and am genuienly a nice guy, who looks out for others. I have a LOT going for me. I'm a goddamn catch!!!

Now THAT is fucking sexy! cheesey
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FAH-Q
Sun Nov 16 2008, 11:15pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
bagman wrote ...

have no baggage


Except for the whole "virgin" thing, you mean?

Seriously though I'm glad you're getting some swagger going, Kyle. It'll take you a fuck of a lot further than crippling self-doubt, that's for sure. Edited Sun Nov 16 2008, 11:15pm
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Thrash
Sun Nov 16 2008, 11:16pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Shit, I'd fuck him after reading that ....
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AspHole
Mon Nov 17 2008, 03:12am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
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I think you're the one he's been waiting for anyhow...
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Thrash
Mon Nov 17 2008, 05:52am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Perhaps you're right ...
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AspHole
Tue Nov 18 2008, 05:11am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
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Dude.. make your move now before he gets taken by one of these alphababes
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Thrash
Tue Nov 18 2008, 10:48pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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I can't, I'm too shy!
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AspHole
Thu Nov 20 2008, 03:20am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
AspHole
Joined: Sun Jan 09 2005, 01:16am
Posts: 1456
................................he might let you get anal
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Thrash
Thu Nov 20 2008, 05:32am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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Ok, I'll get right on it ...
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