Jesus christ baggy. I lost my virginity 6 years ago when I was 18, and I was a fattie. And the next year I got to watch two attractive people fuck. And in 2005 I had an image seared into my brain that I will never forget: A hawt redheaded prostitute and a hawt underage blonde 69ing on my bed. Then like a year later I Anne Franked a chick. Yeah, I typed that correctly, I turned the name of the famous Jewish holocaust survivor into a verb. I hid this psycho chick in my upstairs room for 3 day without my dad even knowing. We hung out downstairs while pops was gone and the bitch had to make sure not to drink a lot of liquids before night or she would be pissing outside. I didn't fuck her because she was a psychotic/schizo/paranoid virgin. But she definitely had the tightest fucking bod I ever laid hands on and I ate her out hardcore. Then she denied anything happened to her friends when I told them I ate her out. It's like, dude, I fucking Anne Franked her for three days and you actually believe her lies?
.....What were we talking about?.....Oh yeah, Baggie, you sad man. I'm one of the biggest fucking losers in the world and at 24 I actually have a few stories to tell, man. But my lifestyle is a little different than yours, me being a druggie and obviously the types of girls I would hang out with would be sleazy druggies also.
Oh, and also, I have a gift for you Baggie (consider it an early Christmas present). I uploaded it just for you. In all seriousness, this could change your life. Study hard, the author of this book is a genius. [Click, Dick]
I met up with this semi-random girl at this placed called Love Joy's tonight. I say semi-random because it was just some chick on Craiglist who wanted to meet up with some nerds. So it wasn't totally random - I sent her a message and she told me to meet up with her. (see ad -> http://austin.craigslist.org/w4m/930401031.html). I didn't know shit about her except that she was 24. Haha I get there, and wow she's actually a SHE and the picture is a good representation of her. I introduce myself (I am getting good at that strong eye contact/good hand shake shit with so many chicks I've met this year - and I absolutely have no butterflies at all when meeting somebody new now) and we talk. Haha apparently she got like 1000 e-mails within minutes from dudes, and at least 9 of them were supposed to meet up at the bar. Two more came by later and sat down for a bit and they were TOTAL fucking losers. I felt like a God or something with the douches there. So it was like a "social experiement" or something. She had a friend she met on Myspace (bodyguard) there too.
I had no idea what to expect but I am very proud of myself that I had balls enough to just walk blindyinto a bar, introduce myself and say hey you're that chick from craigslist right? She is seriously cute and pretty hilarious. A definite milf. Unfortunately she lives in Fort Worth. She gave me her number though and said I should come up to Fort Worth sometime.
I am getting a lot more confident. I can hold my own in conversation now... but I need to step up and learn to fucking WOW these women, with like "cocky and funny" shit. AND learn how to get them back to my place. Bar closed down at 2am and I hugged her and she kissed the fuck out of me, like she was kissing my cheek over and over and kept pulling me back to her. hah. YEAH! when you act like you're not too interested, fucking A girls get wet.
hmm.
danzig, i'm downloading whatever that "mystery method" pdf file is right now. thanks.
Edited Sun Nov 23 2008, 08:55am
OH and the funniest part! The two LOSERS who sat down asked her for her phone number (I never did ask - maybe that's why she gave me the real thing haha) and she gave them both numbers to the rejection hotline hahaha. I had never heard of such a thing but she told me about it and that's awesome as hell. When I got home I had to call the numbers to see what they say.
Went out last night again, to this fairly classy place called Lambert's to see some Afrofreque and Dj Bigface. I met up with "G" - she brought a friend of hers (a dude). Good show - one woman in the crowd was SCARILY staring at me. She was unattractive (but her friend was hot). I mean I felt like I was being stalked. I gave her no indication I had any interest in talking with her. Even after my 5th Dos Equis. Another blonde girl, was out on the dancefloor and you have to walk through the floor to get to the restrooms. The first time I walked through she had like a white scarf or something that she threw over my neck. I just laughed and continued on. Later that night on the 3rd piss break, she saw me again and smiled. I smiled back, and that's about it. I didn't feel like dancing... at all.
My waitress was SUPER hot. I got her name at the end of the night, (Tatiana) but thought I'd better not get her number because I'm sure she gets asked by 5000 horny fucks on a nightly basis. Russian sexy.
Now, this next Friday night (12/6) I am going to my firm Christmas party with "E" (the unattractive one but hella cool one). I bought some new slacks, a shirt and a vest and am gonna look dapper. I told her she'd better dress to impress because this is a fairly fancy affair. She's excited about dressing up. Haha women.
Next Saturday night I am meeting a girl I've been talking to on Myspace, "D". We're meeting up for drinks/gelato.
So, this Friday night I may invite "E" back to my bachelor pad after the party, with the intention of popping my cherry. She'll be feeling good about herself all fancied up, and I'm sure we'll be getting our drink the fuuck on at le party.
PS! ICE CUBE is coming to town in two weeks!! I'm gonna see if that "J" milf wants to go. She likes hip-hop/rap.
Edited Sun Nov 30 2008, 11:55pm
What is this "riot towel" you speak of? I'm more familiar with cum rags (which in my case is either a washcloth or a dirty sock).
Edited Sun Nov 30 2008, 11:27pm
Ice Cube is a lil gangsta, short in size. A t-shirt and Levis is his only disguise. Built like a tank yet hard to hit. Ice Cube and Eazy-E cold runnin' shit.
