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bagman
Sun Dec 21 2008, 10:45pm Print
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Well, well.

My room smells like fuck, my face like vagina, my tongue hurts something fierce, I made a girl orgasm twice and I may or may not still be a virgin. Depends on whether or not there's a "depth" factor involved in the technical definition of virgin.

First, I gotta get this off my chest. Is it healthy that I am feeling paranoid as hell about the whole ordeal? I mean what if I "catch" something from her (what if she doesn't know she has something), or what if she ends up preggo or something. I mean there was a bit of sperm sloshing around last night. I would probably end me, if either of these happened. I didn't think all of this would be as stressful as it is.

Second, I think this girl wants a relationship. She hasn't directly brought it up, but she has said many little things that add up (in my mind) to her wanting me around for a while. I don't blame the girl. I have a lot going for me. The girl is pretty cool, but I don't really see myself with her on a real long-term basis. She smokes, which I despise, and really I like being able to do whatever I want, whenever I want without having to worry about somebody else. At least right now. I'm also pretty private, and don't like my space invaded much.

Last night *NSFW and pretty detailed*

She comes over about 7, and we head out to this local pizza joint and have an excellent meal. Booze and wine too to soften it up. We get home, and I have two blu-ray movies I rented (Sunshine and The Orphanage). We drink a couple more beers and start Sunshine. Good movie. Make out a little, kissy-kissy, feely-feely. More drinks, and then The Orphanage. Lots of holding (scary movie make things that much more convenient), caressing, playful stuff. After the movie we kiss a while, and then put in Bubba Ho-Tep. Get halfway through the movie and that's it. I decide it's time, to stop putting shit off. Start heavy making out, and deep kissing for a long time. She unbuttons my shirt and I pull her top up and her bra down. Start licking, sucking on her tits. Mmm. She's groaning now... heavy making out continues. I take my time, building anticipation. I tell her we should move into the bedroom.

Off we go. My shirt's off now, and I take hers off. We stand next to the bed hugging tightly (my boner is pressing against her). As we're kissing more and caressing, I reach around and unclasp her bra. The second god damn clasp wouldn't come undone. After some fumbling I joked "1 down 1 to go" and she laughed and said that clasp was broken. (Maybe to make me feel better - who knows.) I finally get the second one, and let her bra hang there with the back open... not taking it off just yet. Kiss, kiss, caress, rub, press. Then off goes the bra and I work them milk sacs for a while getting her squirming.

Hands go down to her jeans, and I unbutton her first button. She undoes my belt and takes it off. I play around a bit, rubbing her abdomen area and grabbing her ass through the jeans, again in no rush. Eventually I go for the second button and off with her pants. She unzips mine and off with mine. (All the while we are still standing next to the bed). We have more heavy making out and dry fucking between eachother's underwear.

Here comes the bed. She lays down and I lay on top and continue dry humping. She's moaning heavily, wanting it bad!! After bit, I lap her nipples up with my tongue, and start kissing a line down the center of her body, towards the treasure buried beneath. I remember reading that teasing brings girl's to the brink of ecstasy. So I leave her panties on for the time being. I start kissing her inner thighs and get close enough where my nose can touch her clit/vagina through her panties while I am sucking on her very upper thigh. She starts writhing in ecstasy and I continue sucking and "fucking" her with my nose haha. She LOVED that shit and was mashing her cooch into my nose and in no time was shuddering/convulsing.

I tear her panties away... and start exercising my tongue. She goes buck wild. I change it up from licking, to inserting and tongue fucking. Eventually I find something she really likes and I start doing it over and over and she pushes my head down and is moaning my name!!!! Haha BAM she has another shuddering orgasm. I read that if you find something that makes a girl go wild, keep doing the same thing until she orgasms - there's some psychology behind it. (I love askmen.com) Haha I gagged a couple of times when I was first tongue-fucking her -- I don't think she knew.

Now she tears down my boxers and I lay on top... rubbing her v with my d. (No condom -- this was dangerous as hell but I just was so hot I couldn't be bothered to go grab one.) So no real penetration here. We do this until I'm spent (not near her puss).

Sleep time. Only I can't sleep for the love of everything that is good in this world. I guess just having another person in the bed with me was surreal plus my adrenaline was rushing. She fell asleep with neigh a problem. Argh.

Fast forward to this morning. I have a boner that needs to be dealt with. We start caressing, touching, kissing in bed under the covers. She inserts the tip of my dick in her vagina and pumps it with her hand, pulling out of her v with every hand-pump. When I start breathing seriously heavy because I'm close she pulls my tip out and jerks me off the rest of the way on the bed.

Yeah, I did take her out to breakfast at IHOP hah. She wants me to come over tomorrow "just for a kiss" she says, before she leaves town for a week. We'll see if I stop by or not.

So, the question is - am I a virgin or am I not? Does that count?
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Emperor Reagan
Sun Dec 21 2008, 11:33pm
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Should've made this a poll!

Any penetration counts.
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FAH-Q
Sun Dec 21 2008, 11:37pm
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Near enough. Congrats!

But you're a fuckin' FOOL for not wrapping that shit up. Keep your fingers crossed that you get away with it, and next time keep a condom handy, dude!
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Zoomie
Sun Dec 21 2008, 11:41pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Bullshit. Close doesn't count. Read the other thread.
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bagman
Mon Dec 22 2008, 12:09am
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Other items of interest that I forgot to mention.

1. Trying to get pubic hair out of your mouth when it's greased up with saliva and woman juices, isn't an easy task.

2. Early this morning (like 5 am) she started this farting shit. She let out a little toot, and then a bit later a bigger and longer MAN-sized fart. I was disgusted.

3. The smell that is all over the room, and the couch, and my towels, and my clothes, and my bed, isn't just pussy. She smokes and it just must ooze out of her pores. Did I mention how much I HATE cig smoke??

Hope she's not psycho. She knows where I live, where I work, etc. If I tell her I don't want to date her exclusively/be in a relationship I wonder how she'll react. Edited Mon Dec 22 2008, 12:11am
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Thrash
Mon Dec 22 2008, 12:33am
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Technical Virgin still ..
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Thrash
Mon Dec 22 2008, 12:36am
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Oh, and as I stated in the other thread, I'll unlock this when you truly DO lose your virginity ...
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Thrash
Tue Dec 23 2008, 05:19pm
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Ok, man ....
We told you, she smokes; she pokes ....

You proved us right ...

You are no longer a virgin ...
... I feel empty now, but, this thread is all yours!

We look forward to the details, and stories of your conquests ...

Maybe I'll head to Texas soon and we'll DP some of these sluts ...
... then again, maybe I'll wait for Mosh
... heh

Fire away, Captain ...
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Thrash
Tue Dec 23 2008, 05:21pm
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Oh, and I moved the old thread to "Greatest Hits" ...
[Click, Dick]
Edited Tue Dec 23 2008, 07:19pm
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WiseMasterYoda
Tue Dec 23 2008, 11:48pm
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
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So, do I owe anyone money?


What the fuck are we gonna bet on now?
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Thrash
Wed Dec 24 2008, 01:17am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Yeah ...
We'll send you a printout and an invoice ...
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bagman
Wed Dec 24 2008, 05:44am
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Hey guys, I'm still taking it all in. 28 years, 2 months, and 10 days and probably 100 threads over the years, from A-S, to L-G and finally here. Going out with all these women this year have done serious things for my confidence. It paid off, last night.

Let me revel for a while, and I'll post the details soon enough. She's gone for a week, visiting her fam up north so it gives me some time to reflect on things.

I am curious if she had any idea it was my first. I'm sure my inexperience shined through, (both Saturday night and last night I had a tough time getting her bra off). But, after the nice pounding I gave her last night she whispered in my ear "That was so good." She whimpered in ecstasy as I went from soft to a pure pounding. !!!!!!!!
cheesey

I'll be back soon.


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Edited Wed Dec 24 2008, 06:02am
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Thrash
Wed Dec 24 2008, 06:24am
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Yeah, I've got to hear about this ...
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bagman
Thu Dec 25 2008, 01:34am
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and because I know you all are dying to see what the gal who changed my life looks like:

L9ebbf6ddfd2e585095e2d7ol5


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Zoomie
Thu Dec 25 2008, 01:49am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Holy shit! She looks just like my friend Jennifer! Who is currently missing from a drug rehab halfway house...
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FAH-Q
Thu Dec 25 2008, 01:56am
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Dude, she's cute! She's hotter than a "5", for sure. Go Kyle!
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Thrash
Thu Dec 25 2008, 06:55am
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Did she have that hickey on her tit before or after you took that pic?
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Zoomie
Thu Dec 25 2008, 02:31pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Plastic patio furniture in a pub... You know all the high class joints in Austin, don't you bags?
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Thrash
Thu Dec 25 2008, 07:57pm
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Thrash wrote ...

Did she have that hickey on her tit before or after you took that pic?

I meant before or after you got to her ...
The other way, the question is just stupid ...
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Mosh
Thu Dec 25 2008, 09:31pm
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What if it isnt a hickey, but a superflous third nipple?

Either way, I'm disappointed in you Dave. Have you asked the important questions yet?
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