I think he went down on someone, got her off and gave up. That's what I got from reading the first few lines of his original post and skipping the rest of this thread.
Unless a wildebeest inserted its penis into his left nostril, he's still a virgin in some obscure sense. But in reality I think he was referring specifically to male-female genital copulation.
I may be in deep shit. She's calling me "hon" and using other little terms like that. My step-dad warned about this time of the year being the time chicks start "nesting". Why did I tell her where I work and show here where I live? The front gate to my condo community has been broken for a couple of weeks.
This sucks dong. She gets back on Tuesday and I guess I need to be up front with her. (after getting ass one more time haha). I don't see myself in a relationship with her. One big turn off is that she smokes. My entire house, couch, bed, pillows, clothes smelled like smoke after she left that 3rd date. I can't stand smoke. I'll probably wear my pin next time I see her, that says "Cancer cures smoking."
Si, she looks better in the picture than she does in person. That's a birthmark or some other skin blemish.
There's a girl in town from Iowa, that I'm going to try and meet up with tomorrow night. We've talked for a few months on MySpace and now she's actually here. and by 'meet up' I mean, 'I take her back to my place.' There's also two other girls, one of which wants to seriously meet me. The other I may have to work on.
All I can think about is fucking. I mean I've popped more boners every day since I got some ass, than I did when I was 16. In fact yesterday I had to beat off twice in a day, which I haven't done in a long time. JESUS. I am on PUSSY PATROL. I have to keep telling myself that rape is illegal. haha.
After our Sunday morning/early-afternoon visit to IHOP, she dropped me back off at my place and said I should come over the next day (Monday) to give her a "kiss goodbye" since she was leaving for a week. I didn't really respond - I just kissed her goodbye and went inside.
I didn't text her/call all the rest of the day Sunday and not until 6:30pm Monday. I think she may have thought I was blowing her off because when I did get to her place about 8:30 her eyes were all red/puffy like she'd either been A. smoking herb (which I know she doesn't) or B. she'd been crying.
We hug, kiss a bit and then sit down on her bed. Talk for a few minutes, and rub eachother gently. Within 15 mins her shirt and bra were off, and my pants and boxers were down. She blew me for a bit (I could tell she wasn't really into it) and I sucked/played with her tits. Then she straddled me and rode me (with her sweat pants still on) until she was moaning. My DICK HURT and I told her yo, I need a break... the fucking fabric from her sweat pants was rubbing me raw. So we move over to the couch and watch Harry Potter. About half way through, we start kissing and caressing a shitload and she stares at me intently with her beautiful brown eyes. I slide my fingers up and down her snatch and she grinds her clit against my fingers to orgasm. (Still with sweat pants on.)
The movie ends and I sit there with her laying on my lap, kissing her ear, biting her earlobe, kissing her neck. She bites my nipples (my shirt has been off since I got there.) I can tell she's ready, but I don't know if I am. I decide I am not ready, get up put on my shirt, shoes, jacket, grab my wallet and keys and put my cap on. She looks at me and I look at her, and hug her and tell her to have a great trip. I can sense the disappointment in her, and of course in myself. I reach out and pull the front door open. I turn around to give her one more kiss, and something snapped in me. I grabbed her tightly and ground my aching boner against her, and we had a fantastic deep kissing session while standing there. After a few minutes I literally tear my jacket off, throw my hat across the room and take my shirt and shoes off. She shuts the still-open front door. We're fucking horny AS FUCK. I'm dry humping her. I tear her shirt off (she hadn't put her bra back on from earlier in the night) and we're both shirtless, mashing our bodies together. She unbuckles my belt and throws it across the room. I jerk her sweat pants down hard and we do some grinding, while kissing/caressing. She whispers in my ear "I want you" and I fucking shudder. (in a good way) I pull her over to her bed and throw her down with me on top, and we're passionately grinding and feeling eachother. She pulls down my boxers, and her panties. I'm dangerously close to inserting my man sword in her snatch, unprotected but catch myself at the last second and whisper "I have condoms in my wallet". She squirms in excitement and says "Good". We don't want to leave eachother's space, but I get up and in a daze can't find the fucking wallet. She jumps up and has a backup plan she has some condoms her self and grabs one quickly.
She lays back down and I on top, she tears the condom open and slips it on my dick and FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK we're both intensely horny, wanting to ravage eachother. It was AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Quite different than the night she was over at my place and we spent lots of time working eachother up. I'm kissing her, and look down to insert my dick inside her and she grabs it and guides my missle to her sopping wet cunny. (As I write this I am getting all worked up again just thinking about it.) Oh shit, I slide inside a bit at a time. It's tight, but not as mindblowingly as I thought. CONDOMS SUCK. So I'm inside, and laying on top of her, and I start banging her missionary style. My timing was a little weird at first, but after a few minutes I get it down. I'm fucking her slowly enjoying the feeling of her snatch grabbing me, and then wtf I feel myself getting limp... we go back to kissing and I get hard again. Re-insert and build up the speed and pretty soon I'm sure the neighbors hear her moaning and her pussy is pulsing on my dick like a vice gripe. FUASGOAJGAAWJTPO@#%!%!#! it was awesome looking down and see her tits bouncing up and down as I plowed her faster and harder. DAMN! DAMN! I kept going for a while, but couldn't cum. At one point she whispered "Cum inside me Kyle" I got close a couple of times, but I dunno if it was the condom or what. I couldn't blow my load while fucking her. We lay there in a sweaty heap afterwards.
She whispered, "That was so good" and smiled with a twinkle in her eye. Now I had a twinkle in my eye too; I was no longer a virgin. A big smile came across my face.
Again, I couldn't sleep at all that night. We were both naked under the sheets and I just wanted to have sex again and again but she had to get up at 5am (it was 2am by the time we were done) for her flight, so that was it.
Anyway, pretty soon I need to try some things besides missionary but that's seems easiest for me right now. That morning, at 4:30am when her alarm went off we had to search her room for all my shit because it had all been torn/thrown off in a horny frenzy the night before. Hahaha. That was hot. Real hot.
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At one point she whispered "Cum inside me Kyle" I got close a couple of times, but I dunno if it was the condom or what. I couldn't blow my load while fucking her. We lay there in a sweaty heap afterwards.
She whispered, "That was so good" and smiled with a twinkle in her eye. Now I had a twinkle in my eye too; I was no longer a virgin. A big smile came across my face.
You know, I'm still calling a technical foul ... I'm not sure what to think ...
You can call it a one-legged midget hooker, for all I care. I banged her and have shed my shackles.
I obviously have issues (most likely psychological) cumming sometimes with gals. Remember earlier this year with the "casual encounter" blowjob I got? I couldn't blow my load then either. Also many years ago when I got a handjob from that girl Erin (2003) in the backseat of my Acura, I couldn't splooge then.
When she "tipped" me that Sunday morning and jerked me off I was able to jizz.
Maybe it's because I am so used to the same motion of me beating myself off for 15 years, in pretty much the same manner, every time, that if I don't feel that exact feeling I can't squirt.
When I first started boning it wasn't real easy for me to blow my load from fucking either, but it sure was fun. Keep at it, when you finally do let one loose you're going to be like, "So that's what it's supposed to feel like?"
Then you'll be all like, "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!!!"
if that's the case then half of the fucking world's teenage boys and girls (and id wager to bet half of you asshats here, too) would be virgins due to the pull out method.
