Get your FWB boundaries set before you tell her, dude. And stick to the plan. Seriously, if she gets all awestruck that you gave her your cherry you're gonna have to get rid of her. And like everyone already said. You have a good thing so don't let it get fucked up.
Hmm. Hell, y'all kept asking if I'd told her yet so I thought that meant I should.
God dammit. I wish I would have read these responses earlier. So Sunday night she said she was busy tonight and might be able to come over later in the week. So yesterday morning (Monday) I was like cool, let's shoot for Thursday. She sent me a one word response at nearly midnight last night (after I posted my last post - I was just assuming in that post she was coming over later in the week but hadn't heard from her yet.). Her response was "Possibly".
So I'm like awww fuck she's all pissed that I told her I didn't want a relationship and she must have been lying when she said she didn't either. She's never sent a cryptic one word reply, nearly 12 hours later. I scrambled cause I don't want to lose my source of punani and replied "When we see each other I have something molto interessante to tell you." (Side note -- she's Sicilian and loves when I speak little Italian things to her. Remember I lived there for 6 months in high school.) I knew this would get her attention and kind of play around the fact that all I want to do is fuck when I see her. I've now got something to "tell" her -- and sure enough she replied back "I'm intrigued!!". I replied "Good".
I've been going over it in my mind all day. She'll come over, we'll make out a bit, get hot, she may ask what this thing was I want to tell her is, and I'll be like "Oh you're gonna have to work to get that". We'll fuck and maybe fuck a 2nd time, and then she'll ask again and I'll say "Oh yeah, what was THAT I was going to tell you (staring into space and sit there for a second pretending I am trying to remember) and then just super nonchalantly be like you know, the first time we had sex, that was my first time having sex ever."
Seriously Baggie, if you're not going to be sticking around with this chick you gotta find your next piece NOW. That way if this one does end up giving you the brush off you're not going to wig out about it.
Tell her the intersting thing is that one of your big toes is slightly larger than the other.
If Christine were to edit that book there would be no irony involved. She grabs a man, slices off what she wants from him and sends the rest running home to mommy crying like a little bitch.
