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Thrash
Thu Jan 08 2009, 11:00pm
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He can't; he ran out of it on his own chaffed cockle ...
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Zoomie
Fri Jan 09 2009, 01:31pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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krapsna wrote ...

She grabs a man, slices off what she wants from him and sends the rest running home to mommy crying like a little bitch.

She dates more like a man than many men do.

And don't you even fucking deny that this is precisely the reason we'd all date her.
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krapsna
Fri Jan 09 2009, 02:56pm
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The Geek2 wrote ...

and why krsna, I'm honored. BTW I have new stories for you. Tattoos and beers, soon.

I can do either the 17th or the 31st. Which one works for you?
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krapsna
Fri Jan 09 2009, 03:06pm
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Zoomie wrote ...

krapsna wrote ...

She grabs a man, slices off what she wants from him and sends the rest running home to mommy crying like a little bitch.

She dates more like a man than many men do.

And don't you even fucking deny that this is precisely the reason we'd all date her.


No, you would date her because she could easily suffocate you with her giant sasquatch feet you sick fuck!
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The Geek2
Fri Jan 09 2009, 09:58pm
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my fucking feet ARE giant (sz 11 for those who don't know) but keep in mind i'm also 5'10" and some change.

Hmm what about the 31st. i'll be paid by then, and hopefully over this hilarious condition
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Zoomie
Fri Jan 09 2009, 10:10pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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But... but... they're so pretty...
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Thrash
Sat Jan 10 2009, 12:32am
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Feet L
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bagman
Sat Jan 10 2009, 01:43am
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Hoorah! I feel so awesome today.

We grabbed some brews after work last night and then headed over to my place. Watched a bit of Class of Nuke 'Em High and then started the makeout/warm-up session. Tore into eachothers clothes and went from the couch to the bed room. We fucked and fucked again, and she moaned towards enlightenment. She gave a 20 minute blowjob session that was sensational, but my penis had lost most of it's feeling by then. Again, I didn't cum, despite over two hours of sucking, fucking, banging and ball-licking.

I've got myself a really cool chick for a FUCK BUDDY!!!!!!!!! Haha. We talked about all kinds of shit last night - she apparently LOVES porn and "would spend every day watching it if she could". AWESOME. I had no idea chicks dug porn that much. She talked about going to this raunchy sex toy shops, and building up her porn and toy collection. WHOOT.

But all of that good stuff aside, I feel like a man! (despite not blowing my load). Two main reasons.

1. She said and I fucking quote EXACTLY (I will never forget these words), "Kyle you have the most beautiful cock." Talk about 200+ ego boost points

2. After a bout of bringing her to orgasm cowgirl-style she whispered in my ear, "I've never cum before with any other guys." I said "you're shitting me. right?" And she flat out say no she was not. She said something about riding me cowgirl style gets her off within minutes. Which NOW I understand what her question, "How do you do that?" that came out of the blue while she was riding me cowgirl a couple of weeks ago meant.

She thought I had cummed a couple of times before in the condom and I told her no, the only time was when she jerked me that Sunday morning before IHOP. So then she was all over asking me what I wanted her to do/what she should do to make me cum. She sucked for 20 mins, we banged condomless for a while, she stroked for 30 mins,... it just wasn't happening.

2am came around and we were both beat, and I was tired of her hand stroking me. so we went to bed, but she said "We'll work on getting you to cum."

So my motherfucking message board friends, I have a fuck buddy. How AWESOME is that? With The first chick I lay?

I didn't end up telling her she is my first. She didn't even ask about the "molto interessante" thing I had to tell her. DAMN!

shades

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AspHole
Sat Jan 10 2009, 03:24am
Lend me your mind; I've lost my own. . .
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ok.. next time you fuck her, think of either Zoomie, Mosh, or Thrash... and if you can cum that time, you're fucking gay!
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Thrash
Sat Jan 10 2009, 04:56am
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Dude, the pain ...
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Zoomie
Sat Jan 10 2009, 02:20pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Ooooh ME ME ME!!!

Yeah don't tell her. If it comes up don't lie, but as long as you're banging her like a stallion, let it be.
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krapsna
Sat Jan 10 2009, 02:25pm
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Seriously, prime the charge d00d.
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Thrash
Sat Jan 10 2009, 03:33pm
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Wait, he said he did get off ONCE, right?
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bagman
Sat Jan 10 2009, 06:52pm
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Krap - I tried that, but maybe I primed it too early in the week. I did that Tuesday - almost brought myself to the edge 3 times, and then just stopped. (That sucks big time by the way. Could drive the sanest person insane.) Of course we didn't get together until Thursday night. Do I need to do it the day we are going to meet together?

I'm just sitting here thinking how quickly the winds changed for me. Honestly, I feel a little sad that I'm no longer a virgin. That made for great posts over the years. My confidence is growing immeasurable ways. Going out with close to 15 women in 2008, gave me a huge boost in my confidence in being able to meet women, and now "J2" is giving me a boost in my ability to have sex. Even my step-dad is egging me on.

He calls her "training wheels."
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Thrash
Sat Jan 10 2009, 07:01pm
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He's a wise man ...

And, you know, it's still not boring, and the stories are good ...
I've always liked your "writing style", so to speak ...

I feel like a proud parent who's kid finally grew up ...
Fuck, 36 is starting to get to me, I think ...
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krapsna
Sun Jan 11 2009, 06:36am
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bagman wrote ...

Krap - I tried that, but maybe I primed it too early in the week. I did that Tuesday - almost brought myself to the edge 3 times, and then just stopped. (That sucks big time by the way. Could drive the sanest person insane.) Of course we didn't get together until Thursday night. Do I need to do it the day we are going to meet together?

You gotta do it an HOUR before you get together, and don't let yourself lose it from getting a hand job or a blow job. You gotta train your dick to bust a nut from fucking.
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bagman
Sun Jan 11 2009, 07:03am
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I read on some board (yeah I've been researching my issue) that this dude bought a pocket pussy and once he was able to jizz while fucking that, he was able to jizz in his girl's vag while fucking her. It took him a few weeks. Maybe I should try that too.
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Thrash
Sun Jan 11 2009, 07:54am
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... or just stop trying to be a hero, fuck her good, and then just relax

You've already proven your point, man ...
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bagman
Sun Jan 11 2009, 08:09am
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?? A Hero?

Ah, my booty call is coming over shortly! smile

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Thrash
Sun Jan 11 2009, 08:26am
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"Hero" = (adj.) The dude that made her cum
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