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Due to the fact that Michael Jackson was 99 percent plastic, he will be melted down into Lego Blocks so the kids can play with him for a change.
Edited Sat Jun 27 2009, 04:13am
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Oh, w3rd .... I wanna join in too!
Apparently there going to cremate micheal jackson and put his ashes in a etcher sketcher so kids can still play with him
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what was micheals last big hit?
the floor
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What do the Australian cricket team and latoya jackson have in common ?
They’ll both be taking the ashes home this summer.
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Latest news reports that MJ did not die of Heart Attack. It was confirmed that MJ died of “Food Poisoningâ€. Apparently he had just eaten some 12 year old nuts.
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What did Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common a week ago? They both had little boys underwear half off.
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WHEN THE EMT GUYS WENT TO MICHAEL JACKSONS HOUSE THERE WERE TWO LITTLE KIDS SITTING IN A BUCKET OF ICE. THE EMT GUY ASKED HIS BODYGUARD WHY THEY WERE THERE AND HE SAID MICHAEL ALWAYS LIKED A FEW COLD ONES IN THE AFTERNOON!
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Michael Jackson didn’t die of a heart attack in the hospital ward. He died in the children’s ward whilst having a stroke.
Q: What are they going to do with Michael Jackson’s body ? A: Melt him down into plastic cups so the little kids can lick his rims
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I’m amazed Michael didn’t die from food poisoning since he liked to eat 10 year old wieners.
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Q: why is micheal jaksons time of death (3:15) so significant? A: because the big hand is on the little hand!
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michael Jacksons body has been recycled, most of him is now plastic bags, trouble is he’s still too dangerous for young children.
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Michael Jackson’s ashes will be placed in sandboxes around the country y’all, so he can still get up kids pants.
