Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14372
wrote ... Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
wrote ... I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
wrote ... Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
wrote ... You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
wrote ... This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
wrote ... On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
wrote ... HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
wrote ... =He's hot, clean, can actually cook, is from Texas, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn. =Ride that fucker off into the sunset.
wrote ... You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
wrote ... =i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home. =dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
WINNER THIS ROUND:
wrote ... don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
