Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
1. Death is easily reversible except in special cases, but only when it happens to you.
2. A lone "good guy" can easily slaughter an endless army of "bad guys".
3. Ninjas are common and often fight out in the open.
4. When someone dies, they disappear.
5. Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.
6. When a really big, tough bad guy is near death, he flashes red or yellow.
7. Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil.
8. You can smash anything you feel like, and get away with it. 8.a. Striking large, hard objects barehanded doesn't hurt or hinder you.
9. The enemy frequently leaves powerful weapons and other useful items lying around for no reason.
10. Additionally, every shop you encounter will carry even better weapons that the last, no matter where it's located.
11. The operation of experimental super-weapons is always simple and obvious.
12. Getting shot is no big deal. A quick first aid stop and it'll be like nothing ever happened. 12.a. "Bad guys", on the other hand, take hits like little girls.
13. If you find food of uncertain origin lying on the ground, eat it.
