Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Okay, so what was the worst cheesy, badly acted made-for-network-TV movie you've ever seen? I just forced myself to sit through an enormous, collosal, gargantuan bomb that calls itself "Atomic Train". I can't decide whether it was painfully laughable or just painful, but the point is it was full of first-year dropouts from the Rob Lowe College of Bad Acting and written by a committee of hyperactive 8 year olds. What passes for the 'plot' is hilariously implausible at best, and the producers seem to have gone far out of their way to get as many facts wrong as possible. Add to that a very daytime-TV special effects budget, and there you have it; a big steaming pile of shit, neatly packaged and just waiting to explode onto unsuspecting TV screens.