Alright... This game's simple.. we're gonna go back and forth telling a story using terrible analogies.. the lamer the better.... it doesn't matter how many sentences one uses or anything like that.. they can take the story anywhere they want to go with it, as long as there's an analogy in it somewhere...
Here goes:
One day, Thrash was sitting around with his thumb up his asshole (like a normal weekday afternoon). It was a tradition to do this day in and day out... To him, it was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
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(Suze, they are analogies, but one's that make sense, so they are good analogies, and therefor not useful to this game)
New example of yours might be:
Worked like a one legged man in an yodeling contest Sweating like a whore in Alaska. My ass was dragging, I was so done, you could velcro me to the opposite of velcro.
you're all so good at this, my eyes are watering..... but not like the cutting onions kinda watering... more like the 'kicked in the balls by an NFL punter" kind...
