Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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Aww, looks like someone needs a hug. Or possibly even a trip to a hypnotist to erase those memories of being gang raped in the back alley behind your local dive as you searched through the dumpster for a well balanced meal.
Bitch, what you don't quite understand is that while you've been on your knees in front of me telling daddy you were just looking for a contact lens, I've been poised to "let it all out" straight onto your manly mug and shape my spunk into a somewhat more presentable exoskeleton for the viewing pleasure or your next drug-frenzied circle jerk audience, you irrevocably fugly he-bitch. Thank Pesci for your recent "transformation", that way I don't feel so bad in doing so.
This is a pic of Asp before his recent operation; proud prancer he was:
and
... this is Asp after the surgery, the modern-day Asp we all know (Actually, I think he was going for the "Tomoo" look, but ...)
.... Unfortunately the doctor put the crabgash in the wrong place during his transformation to be "Dandina" so all he smells all day is his rancid "hair pie".
Here we see him about to molest an apple pie (ala American Pie; 'cause he figures pie is pie, maybe?) since he's not yet flexible enough to fuck his own face to fully enjoy his "$2.99 + 10-Colt-45-UPCs" backalley plastic surgery yet (unlike the crack dealers upstairs do when he's hard up for his daily fix of Viagra and "Brylcreme".)
His ribectomy is scheduled for June courtesy of "Bone-O's BBQ".
Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
Posts: 14373
Ho-Lee-FUCK, Batboy ... Are you blind?
What in THE FUCK was that little mess up above this masterfully crafted post, yet appropriately below my purely genius post above?
Here you are, matched up against a flaming deity, who, incidentally, is taking time out of his incredibly busy schedule to specifically disintegrate your vacant fuckin' snausage flophouse into a fine powder so I can cross-pollinate Mendel geraniums with it and watch how your dominant retard gene carries on to future generations. All you've done is spend a night having tantric sex with yer humped raw paw while drooling out a draft of the above reply, ya fuckin' oblong headed obsessive in Milli Vanilli backup dancer balloon pants. Way to go, ya Gomer lookin' Pyle, I guess if you can't prove the Riemann Zeta hypothesis, you might as well prove that yer a raging case of stupid whose dilating asshole provides a prime example of harmonic motion, eh, man?
Above are perfect examples of why yer a fucking human clownshoe, kibbles 'n' shits.
Oh, and I think I finally found your dream date for you, so put the pie down, Prizzy Adams(apple)!
I think I'm growing tired .....
....... tired of watching you build a scale sized model of the Berlin Wall in the seat of your highwaters in the hopes of stemming the flow of unborn Krauts that've been struggling to escape the confines of your communal anus ever since your callused kneecaps played a four hour game of "pattycake" with the restroom floor of an Eastern Germany Marathon station. You offer nothing: nothing new, nothing original, nothing funny, nothing interesting, and certainly nothing between those toothpick legs that indicates clearly which gender specific bathroom you should pop a squat in at Arby's, Laraby. Pretty much all ya got going for you is a steadfast refusal to accept the obvious; and enough calcium stockpiled in your latex lined digestive tract to singlehandedly wipe the threat of osteoporosis off the face of the fucking planet forever, ya perpetually punted human pigskin.
And just so we're all on the same page here, I had a recent pic of Asp's, well, face, superimposed over the appropriate area for clarity; ain't he a sweety pie? See, now you finally got what you've always wanted; your snatch between legs ....
I also engraved a nice little message into the photo, just like the clit was engraved into your chin, only my message fits you a hell of a lot better, tighter, and is much, much more you ....
Give up, you just aren't getting it apparently .....
