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lovernios

Wed Sep 05 2007, 10:19pm

Misanthrope

Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
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I got caught AC Slatering

One piece of advice: One really needs to lock the bathroom door when you shit AC Slater style.

Thrash

Thu Sep 06 2007, 06:43am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
Location: Under Your Mom's Meat Flaps!
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I'm gonna assume that since AC liked to sit backwards on the chairs at their hangout, this is what is meant?

Juniper

Thu Sep 06 2007, 06:47am

Naked Toes...

Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949

does he know where he is? hmm.......

lovernios

Thu Sep 06 2007, 10:12pm

Misanthrope

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Yes.

And to shit AC Slater style, one needs to take your trousers off.
I was behooved, I don't know what possessed me.
I was thinking I was home alone, and went straight to the can upon my arrival there. Little did I know, my kid had a friend sleeping over.
Did I mention I'm a tad constipated too?
So I'm there nakey, backwards and pushing a hard one out
The turd emerges, and sticks out about 2 inches and decides to take a break on me.
I shit with the door open, when I'm home alone.
I also (apparently) shit with the door open when I think I'm alone.
Ya... So, I look back at myself, and standing there agape at the door is my kid's friend. We made eye contact for a split second, and her look of aghast feelings really hit the spot.
She left the building, and has not been heard from since.
Well, 2 days ain't alot, but ...

Mosh

Fri Sep 07 2007, 07:38am

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586

Fun.

Suzie

Fri Sep 07 2007, 05:18pm

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

I'll go away now too.

Suzie

Fri Sep 07 2007, 09:14pm

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

..and just for general principals.

FUCK YOU!

...I'm sick of all your shit, you unreasonable motherfucker.

have a nice day, you win.

.....I don't give a fuck anymore.

Mosh

Fri Sep 07 2007, 09:58pm

Rape barn owner

Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586

Ummm... did I do something wrong?

MissH

Fri Sep 07 2007, 10:00pm

Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
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Are you the unreasonable motherfucker she speaks of? Edited Fri Sep 07 2007, 10:00pm

lovernios

Fri Sep 07 2007, 10:43pm

Misanthrope

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Nah, it's me she deems thusly.

In any case, you can drop dead Suze, I care so little about you it's stunning. Really. Go decompose on the couch, pig.

lovernios

Fri Sep 07 2007, 10:45pm

Misanthrope

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Incidentally 'Suze' ~
You got my last comment, I'll not be speaking directly to you again. I do NOT like you.

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 01:25am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

I don't have energy to give you... to not like you..
........I just don't acknowledge your existance anymore.

you're worthless to the growth of anything besides a turd.

it's a wonder you can even feed yourself,
.............you can't take a shit without supervision
of a child.

but, you did it.

......and thats all YOU get.

a fucking piece of shit. Edited Sat Sep 08 2007, 01:39am

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 01:34am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
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it outta be fun getting no direct replies from you...
.......you fucktard loser.
that means I can say what i want.......with no repercussions.
I'll be back when my period starts.

lol

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 01:46am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

no mosh, that was all directed at laverne.

............you never did anything to me sweetie.

it really takes A LONG TIME.
...................in this case a whole YEAR..
of trying to work something out to be slapped repeatedly....

.....to bring this side of my personality out.

and it's ugly and too heavy to carry long,.

so I do it a minute, then let go forever, and keep whatever good I can find in it.

and leave the rest.

Edited Sat Sep 08 2007, 01:56am

Thrash

Sat Sep 08 2007, 02:07am

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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lovernios wrote ...

Yes.

And to shit AC Slater style, one needs to take your trousers off.
I was behooved, I don't know what possessed me.
I was thinking I was home alone, and went straight to the can upon my arrival there. Little did I know, my kid had a friend sleeping over.
Did I mention I'm a tad constipated too?
So I'm there nakey, backwards and pushing a hard one out
The turd emerges, and sticks out about 2 inches and decides to take a break on me.
I shit with the door open, when I'm home alone.
I also (apparently) shit with the door open when I think I'm alone.
Ya... So, I look back at myself, and standing there agape at the door is my kid's friend. We made eye contact for a split second, and her look of aghast feelings really hit the spot.
She left the building, and has not been heard from since.
Well, 2 days ain't alot, but ...

Dude, I can't stop laughing at this mental picture ....
... it's like a cheap "B"-comedy movie

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 02:14am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

definately cheap, but more sad and demented than funny.. Edited Sat Sep 08 2007, 02:15am

Seskel

Sat Sep 08 2007, 02:37am

T-Lake's the Name

Joined: Fri Jun 24 2005, 06:23am
Posts: 994

Oh man, that's funny. I don't mean to undermine Suze's displeasure, but man Mike, that is a fucking funny situation.

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 04:02am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
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you can undermine my displeasure.
........it' ok. *smiles*

Suzie

Sat Sep 08 2007, 04:06am

Living Dead Girl

Joined: Sun Jul 03 2005, 11:25pm
Posts: 4488

in fact, I feel great now.
........it was like vomiting.

*feels better*

Juniper

Sat Sep 08 2007, 08:09am

Naked Toes...

Joined: Sat Mar 03 2007, 05:15pm
Location: creeping up behind you
Posts: 949

OMG lovernios, you get prizes for that

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