Ok, bit of background. Kid has a party that gets crashed, 500 kids show up, Police are called, a mini roit ensues, and the media grabs hold of it and wont let go. Mostly because it's January and nothing happens in January. Thing is apart from a bit of property damage, nothing major actually occurs at this "party". No one gets glassed, or killed, or maimed. Some kids probably fuck, and its possibly captured on a mobile phone. The kid is in the middle of his 15 minutes of fame, the conservatives of this colony are in uproar.
Watch the vid, I dunno who's dumber, the kid, or the B Grade TV slag. Enjoy! [Click, Dick]
Actually (/me digs up his otherwise worthless anthropology degree) beer was one of the things humanity had to discover pretty early on in order to go out of the caves. Potable water is not guaranteed anywhere, and beer keeps forever.
So you're claiming to be about 6 to 9 thousand years old. I wouldn't think anyone that old would be as concerned about anal sex as you seem to be.
You're confusing me with Thrash. I take the Howard Stern approach to anal sex: Sure, we can joke about it but why would you dip your dick in a garbage can?
