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BloodSport
Tue Apr 26 2005, 04:25pm Print
BloodSport
Joined: Thu Jan 20 2005, 07:26pm
Posts: 41
I will start by dropping the soap.It is now time for you to bend over and pick it up..you smelly bastard..maybe I should have dropped something else,because rumor has it that people never wash themselves on your planet so chances are you don't even know what soap looks like.So tell me,you stinking pom in a straightjacket..tell me about your childhood..were you assraped by grandpa as a child?Maybe you were skinned alive at the age of five and your parents threw you in the looney bin and threw away the key.Thank you for accepting my invitation you mentally retarded tub of shit.If you back out now this obviously means you think I am not easy.Let us hear some more wise words from that penut sized brain of yours you dribbling spastic.

Pick it up,soap boy.

*boots you up the arse*
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WiseMasterYoda
Sat Apr 30 2005, 06:01pm
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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I couldn't even read all that drivel in one sitting, it made me sick. Now listen up you fuck for brains cock eating shit pile of a crusty cunt, cause I'm only going to say this once. You're not on the fucking retard farm anymore, and you're a couple light years out of your league here. You and your goddamn 57 redneck siblings get your double digit IQs and your welfare checks out of my face, suck each other off for a while, and change your fucking tampon cause it looks like that shit's backing up and coming out your mouth. And for the love of God, Allah, Buddha and Bob...

wrote ...
were you assraped by grandpa as a child?

... stop bringing up your issues with Uncle Marty. We don't fucking care!

Now get out of my forum, and don't come back until you learn how to fucking flame, or at least TYPE PROPERLY. Maybe you could take some night classes at your old Alma Mater

Mcuni6hc
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BloodSport
Sun May 01 2005, 10:16pm
BloodSport
Joined: Thu Jan 20 2005, 07:26pm
Posts: 41
Hey soap boy,your parables and quotations that you direct toward the innuendo that I am probing you with seem to revolve around faggotry.You stupid jerk..the fact I put your REALname in the title of this callout thread I think is a fair bet that you would read what the thread says but it is clear that reading and understanding plain English is a problem area for you,you probably hire an interpreter to help you grasp what people are saying to you on message boards..What a fucking moron!!I would have thought any man with half a brain would be able to put 2+2 together and recognise that this is a callout thread.Has it registered yet you brain damaged fuckstain?? (translation- you failed kindergarten again so you gave up) but you cannot grasp with that sawdust packed head of yours that I called you out and laid down my stips and you walked in to this When you talk you are constantly moving in the direction of the door.Why are you backing away bitch?Do the fucking callout that you walked into like the sheep without a shephard that you are (you still havent told me about your relationship with your mentor ObiWan Stiffencock) point being,you are a dumb dickless and brainless fucktard who got dumped by his teacher and if wit were shit you would be constipated,pissant.
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WiseMasterYoda
Mon May 02 2005, 04:11am
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Posts: 406
My second post: *yawn*

I didn't even bother to read your tripe, there's really no need to. You have all the wit of a used condom, which isn't something you'd be familiar with since they don't make one 'snug' enough for that nub you try to pass off as your penis. So once again you're stuck fucking the keyhole, because the cat's asshole is too loose and your pillow rejected you.

Now for fuck's sake, stop embarassing yourself. Come back and flame with the big boys once you work out with the heavy weights for a while. You know, the pink plastic ones with the velcro straps so you don't drop them on yourself when you pass out halfway through your favorite Richard Simons video. And one more thing...



















... Get me a beer, bitch.
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BloodSport
Tue May 03 2005, 12:17am
BloodSport
Joined: Thu Jan 20 2005, 07:26pm
Posts: 41
the predictable picture you paint of yourself standing on your pulpit of brotherly love,charging into this callout with your main weapon of choice,the fluffy pink feather duster held aloft on top of your staff,riding in on your newly aquired "force",spittle flying as you speaketh..preaching the gospel of your peculiar "inner desthiresth",your "repressthed feelingsth" and "inner confusthion" is part of the expected tired and well worn one note cartoon muppet character that you are dragging around the track one more time..

bend over,yoda, luke has won,and your "dark side" is left hanging out for the ewoks to rape and pillage.
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WiseMasterYoda
Wed May 04 2005, 04:25am
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
I was going to express my dominance over you with this lovely photo;





Sized




But I figured that, being a complete faggot, you'd like that too much.
Besides, you humiliated yourself before I even got here.


Seriously, do I need a third post?



Did I need a first post?






Jesus20thread20sucks5hw
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Thrash
Wed May 04 2005, 07:16am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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Well, not that it's necessary, time to vote.
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Wed May 04 2005, 07:39am
Boo Boo Kitty Fuck
McdamnThatFiddleStick!
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hands down Yoda won.
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MissH
Wed May 04 2005, 07:52pm
MissH
Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
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YODA used my picture... COOOOL.

My vote, Yoda...
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Thrash
Wed May 04 2005, 10:47pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
Thrash
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Here's my say; I'll give CumFart credit for the NameLame in the title.




.... that's the only I'm crediting him with though
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WiseMasterYoda
Thu May 05 2005, 03:50am
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Where did you get that picure from anyway?
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PiddlesParkin
Thu May 05 2005, 06:32am
PiddlesParkin
Joined: Tue Apr 26 2005, 06:54am
Posts: 73
Yoda rocks.
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Mosh
Thu May 05 2005, 04:47pm
Rape barn owner
Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
Posts: 3586
well sir, I dont like it.
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MissH
Thu May 05 2005, 09:49pm
MissH
Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
Posts: 3595
"WiseMasterYoda" wrote ...
Where did you get that picure from anyway?

Google, typed in Owned.
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WiseMasterYoda
Fri May 06 2005, 03:55am
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Posts: 406
I know the girl in that picture.



And no, those aren't my balls.
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Thrash
Fri May 06 2005, 05:03am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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The one looking or the one with the balls on her face?
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WiseMasterYoda
Fri May 06 2005, 02:32pm
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
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Posts: 406
The one with the balls on her face. The other one looks familiar too, actually.

I think that pic was taken at my old college.
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MissH
Fri May 06 2005, 08:24pm
MissH
Joined: Thu Jan 06 2005, 08:32pm
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Yeah, Right... AND I know the guy... I sucked his balls a few times.
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BlackSpydra
Sat May 07 2005, 12:41am
BlackSpydra
Joined: Wed Feb 23 2005, 10:41pm
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beerbitch 0 everyone else 3
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WiseMasterYoda
Sat May 07 2005, 03:51am
Fuck off you will, hrmm?
WiseMasterYoda
Joined: Tue Jan 11 2005, 04:01pm
Location: Surrounded by morons
Posts: 406
No dude, I know her. Her name is Nichole.
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