let's make sexual jokes to one another even though we find each other equally sexually repulsive.
on second thought... Ew. It would be like fucking my slightly older, balder and yet more hilarious brother, with the added smell of stripper juice. I imagine it would end with one of us looking in the mirror and crying. Way to be a pussy.
let's make sexual jokes to one another even though we find each other equally sexually repulsive.
on second thought... Ew. It would be like fucking my slightly older, balder and yet more hilarious brother, with the added smell of stripper juice. I imagine it would end with one of us looking in the mirror and crying. Way to be a pussy.
Don't beat around the bush. By the way you pick your boyfriends it's totally obvious you want me in the worst way. They're all like twisted versions of me but without the cool stories.
let's make sexual jokes to one another even though we find each other equally sexually repulsive.
on second thought... Ew. It would be like fucking my slightly older, balder and yet more hilarious brother, with the added smell of stripper juice. I imagine it would end with one of us looking in the mirror and crying. Way to be a pussy.
Don't beat around the bush. By the way you pick your boyfriends it's totally obvious you want me in the worst way. They're all like twisted versions of me but without the cool stories.
