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defectorfawne^v
Sun Jun 19 2005, 09:48pm Print
defectorfawne^v
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Garden
I planted half a garden! It includes: basil, eggplant, aloe, some sorta flower thinger, and some sorta large grass lookin thing that grows out of bulby things. The tree in the foreground is our evil lemon tree.


Slug
Before I took out the existing weeds in the garden it contained numerous snails and a couple slugs. Here is one looking for a new home after the weeds got removed

and here I am in my dorm room.
Matt
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Caliginosity
Sun Jun 19 2005, 10:24pm
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Dry those tears saddlebags, give it some time.
Don't expect 666 posts in an hour.
Especially when your pictures botony-related.
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defectorfawne^v
Sun Jun 19 2005, 11:03pm
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I'd have settled for one comment. And what is wrong with botany?
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Caliginosity
Sun Jun 19 2005, 11:11pm
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"defectorfawne^v" wrote ...
And what is wrong with botany?

Nothing.
It just doesn't exicte most people like a picture of an Ethiopian woman with elephantitis of the breast does.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 20 2005, 12:14am
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He's got a point there ....

Speaking of which,

20elephantitis

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Justincase_
Mon Jun 20 2005, 12:37am
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Mmm...whoreticulture is soo sexy.
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Mon Jun 20 2005, 02:58am
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Nice pics! I wish I could get into a hobby like gardening...but theirs so many damn mosquitos here....the lil buggers!
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MissMeg
Mon Jun 20 2005, 01:20pm
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I like my plants that I can take care of inside. But I don't go out and garden. The closest I come to that is watering the rose bushes every once in a while.
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defectorfawne^v
Mon Jun 20 2005, 09:17pm
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Gardening is quite fun. I can give you girls some gardening tips if you'd like. I don't let the mosquitos bother me. I have special tricks for getting rid of pests.
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MissMeg
Mon Jun 20 2005, 09:36pm
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Heh...well, again, I hardly ever garden, but thanks.
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defectorfawne^v
Mon Jun 20 2005, 09:59pm
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Ah it isnt the hobby for everyone, but I enjoy it very much.
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CelestialApokalypse
Mon Jun 20 2005, 11:12pm
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"defectorfawne^v" wrote ...
Gardening is quite fun. I can give you girls some gardening tips if you'd like. I don't let the mosquitos bother me. I have special tricks for getting rid of pests.

OMG! There is a virtually bottomless well of jokes contained within these four sentences. Where does one even begin???

*smart-ass sensory overload*
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MissMeg
Mon Jun 20 2005, 11:20pm
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Well then...ya better get started.
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CelestialApokalypse
Mon Jun 20 2005, 11:35pm
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Words a single, heterosexual male would NEVER be caught dead saying...

"defectorfawne^v" wrote ...
I can give you girls some gardening tips if you'd like.



Words an elderly man who has never heard of viagra would say...

"defectorfawne^v" wrote ...
I can give you girls some gardening tips if you'd like.

To be continued...
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MissMeg
Tue Jun 21 2005, 12:01am
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Hah...clever...kind of.
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defectorfawne^v
Tue Jun 21 2005, 12:05am
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Ah you are threatened by my gardening skills. My lovely Leigh finds it a very attractive quality about me indeed. Plus working in the garden requires great strength dear boy.
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MissMeg
Tue Jun 21 2005, 12:11am
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*giggles* Yeah...I guess it does.
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McdamnThatFiddleStick!
Tue Jun 21 2005, 03:31am
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Wooo lemme see you work your shovel baby! *winks* wink
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AspHole
Tue Jun 21 2005, 04:18am
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"MissMeg" wrote ...
I like my plants that I can take care of inside. But I don't go out and garden. The closest I come to that is watering the rose bushes every once in a while.

I water the bushes on the side of the road a bit...

wrote ...
Wooo lemme see you work your shovel baby! *winks*

now, now rach... there's already ONE tool here.... and you were talking to him..

wrote ...
I have special tricks for getting rid of pests.

Yeah.. me too... I usually give them this website..
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Thrash
Tue Jun 21 2005, 04:25am
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heh ...
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