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I got my dick sucked last night! Haha. (This update is just for you Mello)
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bagman
Wed May 28 2008, 02:41am Print
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First to finish off where the last story ended, that girl from class/hotornot never called back. Our HotOrNot match ended too, so that's a done deal.

Now, have any of you ever used the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist? Well over the long weekend I got to thinking, that man time is just flying by me and I'm wasting all this bullshit time and energy on trying to hook up. So, why not just meet up with a chick with no fucking strings attached, and you both intentionally meet up for a known and shared purpose. So I replied to a chick who said she likes giving head on CL. Hahaha.

She came over last night and we talked for a bit (more like an hour) (I was nearly jumping out of my skin with the nerves crawling). She was hella nervous too because she said I was making her nervous. Whatev. BLAM I popped by buddy out and she went to town. Pretty awesome but not quite as good as I guess I had it built up in my mind over the years.

But for fuck's sake I couldn't blow my load for the love of all that is holy. 35 minutes later and she had to go somewhere. Maybe my nervousness stopped me from gooing? Thinking too hard about how crazy this shit was? Who knows. It sucks though. I got close a handful of times but I guess her rubbing/timing was just different than my own and I couldn't make it all the way. Needless to say my BALLS ached BADLY after she left... my right one was all swollen and fucking hurt so badly. XXXvideos.com = sweet relief of pressure and boy was that a lot of pressure.

Anyway. That was fun. It's amazing how many chicks are on that Casual Encounter site. I'm definitely too chicken to go full sex, but maybe I'll build some confidence up slowly.

I dig this different approach. Edited Wed May 28 2008, 02:45am
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bagman
Wed May 28 2008, 02:43am
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Oh and she was probably a 4 on a 10 scale, so that could have been another reason she couldn't finish me off... I tried closing my eyes, but am not the head-picture-imaginative type.
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krapsna
Wed May 28 2008, 02:51am
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Good job!

If things aren't working out during the blowjob you gotta take over sometimes. Let her suck on the end and finish the job yourself.
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 04:06am
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Emp wrote ...
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/697293842.html
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who?
Wed May 28 2008, 04:06am
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just be careful, dude. we don't want to make fun of you, too.
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bagman
Wed May 28 2008, 05:40am
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That's what peepholes and baseball bats are for.
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KissOfDeath
Wed May 28 2008, 06:49am
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while i can respect more than ANYBODY the love of great oral favors smile i couldnt imagine having some random person licking me up. seriously, maybe that was it?
not to sound like your mom (you may be older than me, even) but.... watch sticking your dick in some random slut's mouth. nasty diseases and shit going around, or you might meet a psycho. i know, i think too much
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Goady
Wed May 28 2008, 08:21am
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Umm... What's with Thrash's post? Am I missing something here? Interesting story though.
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Zoomie
Wed May 28 2008, 10:37am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Excellent!
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who?
Wed May 28 2008, 01:31pm
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bagman wrote ...

That's what peepholes and baseball bats are for.
i've never heard of that protecting you from herp, or aids.
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krapsna
Wed May 28 2008, 03:30pm
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KissOfDeath wrote ...

watch sticking your dick in some random slut's mouth. nasty diseases and shit going around, or you might meet a psycho.

I don't know about diseases, but if you're sticking your dick in some random slut's mouth I guarantee you're meeting a psycho. That's part of the fun, waiting to see how the slut's going to snap out and make your life miserable.

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The Geek2
Wed May 28 2008, 04:02pm
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Man, both of krsna's posts are dead on, excellent advice.
Bagman, seriously, get under krsna's wing...

Good job, you're almost there.
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Emperor Reagan
Wed May 28 2008, 08:56pm
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Thrash wrote ...

Emp wrote ...
http://baltimore.craigslist.org/ers/697293842.html

Doesn't that tempt you to come up to Baltimore this summer?

Also, congrats on the penis in someone else's oriface thing. Edited Wed May 28 2008, 09:02pm
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 09:17pm
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Seconded ...
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FAH-Q
Wed May 28 2008, 10:11pm
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Thirded.

Also, I'm with mello - krsna gives good advice.
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 10:37pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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"No, Jake!
Not like this!!!"
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bagman
Thu May 29 2008, 12:03am
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Eitje - I was referring to Thrash's post above yours. Hah I missed the "we don't want to make fun of you too" thing last night when I read it. Poor Sasha.

I still can't believe I went through with that shit. I don't even know the girl's name, much less her #, only e-mail which is actually fucking awesome!



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Suzie
Thu May 29 2008, 12:05am
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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Thrash
Thu May 29 2008, 07:39pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Who cares, do you honestly want to see this "4" again?
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Zoomie
Thu May 29 2008, 08:46pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Kyle, really. Shred the email, get back on CL and find another young lady to blow you and keep getting blown until you find one who can properly unload your seed onto her face.

If she still talks to you after you've decorated her, you might get your pecker in her vagina on the second date.

Hell I was picking up strange women on AOL and ICQ and getting laid twice a week way back before I found AS.

Of course I majorly fucked that up but that's another story with which I have regaled you all many many times...
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