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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 04:19am Print
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SKOWHEGAN, Maine - If you're in the market for a roomy brick-and-stone Victorian, complete with a security system and razor-wire fencing, then Somerset County officials may have a deal for you.
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The Somerset County Jail in downtown Skowhegan is for sale. It has a price tag of $200,000.

The 14,000-square-foot lockup, which was built in 1897, is scheduled to shut down later this year when a new 200-bed county jail opens in Madison.

Somerset County Commissioner Philip Roy said the aim is to get the property back on the tax rolls.

He said some ideas include turning the property into a restaurant, an art gallery, a gift shop or even a bus station.
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 04:19am
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Gee, why not use it as, I dunno, A PRISON?!?!?
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Goady
Wed May 28 2008, 08:07am
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Man, if you lived there you could have 200 guests rooms!
Would also make a great flea market. Or the site of a line of Prison based porn films. Any VC's out there contact me - we'll make it work.
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Mosh
Wed May 28 2008, 08:51am
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I'll take it!
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krapsna
Wed May 28 2008, 03:27pm
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You could make a sweet ass bed and breakfast.
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 09:06pm
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... or a FEDERAL PRISON
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Zoomie
Wed May 28 2008, 09:41pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Perhaps but Danzig would come and never leave.

Not worth it.
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Thrash
Wed May 28 2008, 10:38pm
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Dammit, WHERE IWS HE!?!?!
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Zoomie
Wed May 28 2008, 11:41pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Snorting coke off some fat goth girl's ass, no doubt...
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Goady
Thu May 29 2008, 03:54am
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eeheh.. heheheee.. hehehheheee
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Tru
Thu May 29 2008, 07:18am
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$200,000 is a fucking steal for something that big, especially in a downtown location.
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Mosh
Thu May 29 2008, 09:08am
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Think of the swingers parties you could hold there...
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Thrash
Thu May 29 2008, 07:31pm
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Zoomie wrote ...

Snorting coke off some fat goth girl's ass, no doubt...

Too bad he doesn't realize it's actually fecal-flakes, ass dandruff, and clitty-litter ...
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KissOfDeath
Thu May 29 2008, 10:51pm
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ha, if i had 200k to just fuck around with, id buy it. got a pic?
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Tru
Fri May 30 2008, 04:21am
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wrote ...
ha, if i had 200k to just fuck around with, id buy it. got a pic?

You only need about 10% down + fees and paperwork.
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krapsna
Fri May 30 2008, 05:04pm
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You also need to submit a plan to the town council showing how selling the jail to you is going to benefit the community at large, how you're going to create jobs, and how you'll positively affect the economy, etc.
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Emperor Reagan
Fri May 30 2008, 09:05pm
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So they wouldn't be cool with my desire to blow it up.
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KissOfDeath
Sat May 31 2008, 12:31am
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gee, they sure are fuckin picky. so long as nobody's turning it into a brothel or doing anything illegal or that which could harm the community, who the hell cares?
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Mosh
Sat May 31 2008, 01:15am
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I'd turn it into a brothel.

I'd use locals to staff it.

Everyone wins.
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Thrash
Sat May 31 2008, 02:28am
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It solves every issue mentioned in the last 5-6 posts ...
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