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The Best Possible way to wake up in the middle of the night... EVER
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Goady
Sun Jun 01 2008, 05:00am Print
Goady
Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38am
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Ok - so I don't even need to type it because every guy knows what I am talking about.

The shitty part is when you where drinkin' - wake up in the morning and tell your significant other about the great dream you had about the 2 of you ... arg....

Only solution - use that morning wood and make her scream at day break. Any stupid shit that comes out of your mouth after that isn't heard by her because she is still glowing from the orgasm. (Ladies - am I right?)
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Thrash
Sun Jun 01 2008, 06:26am
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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Uhm ...
Did you roll over and it just "fell" into her ass or something?
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Mosh
Sun Jun 01 2008, 07:56am
Rape barn owner
Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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If it just "fell" into her ass, I'd be asking her some very serious questions...
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Goady
Sun Jun 01 2008, 08:00am
Goady
Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38am
Location: Florida
Posts: 687
Ok - I underestimated the admins love of Anal - was talkin about Oral... dumbasses
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Zoomie
Sun Jun 01 2008, 11:27am
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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S'ok Goady. Not all of us have sphincter on the brain...
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Lusive
Sun Jun 01 2008, 01:27pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
Lusive
Joined: Mon Jan 10 2005, 04:29pm
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*LOL* it's only because they haven't had any "ass" in a while which is why they obsess over it. And I've had "dreams" where I gave my fella head, and I found out that it was real. *LOL* So it's ok. I've woke up ridin' my fella once or 15 times. And I don't have the excuse of being drunk. :blush:
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Mosh
Mon Jun 02 2008, 09:48am
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Mosh
Joined: Thu Jan 13 2005, 10:49am
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Woah... dont tar me with the same brush as used on Dave.

Same feathers are ok though.

wrote ...
S'ok Goady. Not all of us have sphincter on the brain...

Ask anyone, we also have sphincters for brains.
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Thrash
Mon Jun 02 2008, 03:18pm
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HEY, NOW!
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FAH-Q
Wed Jun 04 2008, 12:32am
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Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
Posts: 713
I agree completely with Goady, except I'd ditch the "middle of the night" thing. Mornin' hummers rock too!
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Thrash
Wed Jun 04 2008, 05:52am
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ANY hummers rock ...
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FAH-Q
Thu Jun 05 2008, 01:35am
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Yeah but surprise hummers are the best kind.
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