Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
bad
I want her big floppy tits in my face I want to sqeeze the livin' daylight outta some nipples like a newborn I wanna slurp and lick all available holes and orifaces... I wanna hit her can hard, with her in some thigh high pink stockings I wanna hit that shit again and again with my angry Irish inch
Then we'll laugh, drink something, smoke another fat one, poop, and do it all again
Joined: Wed Mar 16 2005, 01:18am
Location: in a Finnish goat hut north of the Arctic circle
Posts: 1534
double entendre is not arousing! what (if any) underwear are you wearing? I got work @7 btw, this is not a chat, we are leaving messages for the universe and Thrash
Oh man!...*is bopped... rubs head...thinks of she bop by cyndi lauper* This reminds me of a story....(here it comes) ...well I was on the atlanta subway on my way to see my probation officer in 1987. This fat black man was in the back reading a newspaper, and another girl was in the seat behind me. When the train stopped all the other people got off and only us three were there and this guy lifted up the paper to reveal ...another news paper with a hole in it and his giant erection sticking through the hole and was jacking off! .....the other girl jumped in the seat next to me and we both got off at the next stop.... ........I thought........" I"M THE ONE on PROBATION!?".....jeez.
BTW I was on probation for a "speed-ing" ticket.... my problems now are the same ones I've always had....*sigh*