There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
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At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
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The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
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A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
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Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
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When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
10 When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look.
11 Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
And always remember.... when life hands you Lemons, ask for Tequila and Salt and call me over!
Good friends are like stars....... You don't always see them, But you know they are always there.
'Whenever God Closes One Door He Always Opens Another, Even Though Sometimes It's Hell in the Hallway'
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Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.
00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.
00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 : We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?
' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.
What you do today, might Burn Your ass Tomorrow __________________
