i think one that really pissed me off was when this fucker tried to fist me (i bled a tad, i found this out later before i went to bed (he left) and this pissed me off) i didnt request to be fisted, and his hand didnt quite make the journey.
the other is my ex, who i never fucked but we had oral sessions. he got way more than i did. he was a lazy self-centered fucker.
good thing were broken up
i went out of my way for him to be happy and got back about 40%. NOT cool. he was a baby too and claustrophic so i NEVER attempted to park myself on his face (which always rules) as hed probably start to weep and have a weird childhood flashback or some weird shit. mommy's boy sissy. glad i talk to one now who loves his mom but is closer to his dad but isnt wedged up either one's ass.
i couldnt ever be in a situation where i was with somebody and im pretending it's another dude. Crazy. i either want to be with that person, or i dont.
Joined: Fri Jan 12 2007, 04:38am
Location: Florida
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Unlike what Zoomie thinks, I have faked orgasms before just to have it over with. Not to mention those odd mornings where you wake up not only not knowing where you are, but trying to remember the name of the person making you eggs. thank god thats all behind us now eh?
