that's right. for 24 hours, i got to pee into this pan that fits into the toilet, refrigerate the stuff every single time i P'd, for 24 hrs. This was a task as i made sure there was an isolated spot for it inside a container, then a bag.
then, after the 24 hr P collection period is over, pour the crap into vials, flush the rest of my precious P down the toilet, put Freezy packs on the vials AFTER i've marked them with how many ML's of my P i had (2,000, in case you were curious), and have UPS pick it up to ship it off to a lab.
and i hope my P is normal, because i do nto want to be one of those ppl who have to cathatarize daily. i will lose it.
honestly? i have no idea. they never told me. or they mentioned it and it went over my head.
I'm just assuming theyre making sure there are no other kidney problems besides the stones. they have me getting something called a KUB or something next week, which is just a stomach xray of some sort, i guess to check for kidney stones? fuck if i know, im not into medical stuff.
i do know i drink more water than i care to, at least 3 liters a day, every single fucking day.
ok, i called them this afternoon. nurse told me they were checking protein levels, to see if my kidneys are properly functioining, and something that starts with a K.
I am off to drink 3 liters more of water because Zoomie cannot be beating me when it comes to water consumption
haha, wizard hat? now THAT is some good role-playing!
No, no, i dont think it was cholemia. you have to forgive my ignorance. i never had P and kidney problems before. But ive been eating cranberry gel tabs like crazy, about 5 per day, and not quite to 6 liters of water, i think i am doing 5. i beat Lusive but not quite with Zoomie on the 6 liters. the cran tablets take away the annoying tingling. maybe it was just a UTI. but none of the fucking dr's detected one. went to urologist AND had a pap recently
I have to drink that much water. I spent a couple years working in old houses in DC and screwed up my kidneys. Too much lead. If I don't stay very hydrated I get kidney infections pretty easy. Then I have to spend a week in bed chugging cranberry juice.
PS: The robe and wizard hat is from an oldie but a goodie:
wrote ... bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000. bloodninja: Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby?
Later:
wrote ... BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh shit BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up. eminemBNJA: Oh fuck eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Much later...
wrote ... Bloodninja: Wanna cyber? MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables? Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit? MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that. Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes. (pause) MommyMelissa: is that it? Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch. Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce? MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me? (pause) Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily. Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains. MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis. Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots. Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shit is HOT. MommyMelissa: ... Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love. MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. bitch. MommyMelissa: whatever.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber? DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody DirtyKate:Who are you? Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate:I want everything, baby! Bloodninja:Is this a delivery? DirtyKate:Umm...Yes DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza. Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now. Bloodninja:How did you know? Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... DirtyKate:What the f**k? DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t DirtyKate:F**k
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? Bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway. Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
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Goth: Hey, you seem dark and sexy ThrashInc: I am, or so my mother tells me. Goth: haha, that's so hot ThrashInc: So's my mom, wanna have a 3 some with her Goth: wow, a threesome with you and your mom? ThrashInc: Oh, I'm invited too? Goth: of course, silly. ThrashInc: Oh, well, in that case I get the back Goth: ok, whatever you want. Goth: so, are you a dark lover? ThrashInc: No, I prefer mine medium rare. Unless we're talking about chikkins, then I prefer legs and thighs, just like with women, and I guess that's dark meat. Especially on women depending upon how high up 'em you go. Goth: so, are you into cyber sex? ThrashInc: With a chikkin? No ..... It takes them too long to reply, they are strictly 'hunt-and-peck' typers. Goth: no, i mean with people. ThrashInc: Oh, I've never tried that before, but I'll try anything once. Goth: I'm sure you'll like it ThrashInc: Ok, you start Goth: Mmmmmm, what are you wearing? ThrashInc: a wetsuit, a pair of Levi's Docker's, and a spacesuit. Goth: Mmmmm, hot ... and what are you doing right now ThrashInc: wiping the steam off of the the front of the helmet, it's too cold in here. Goth: do you wanna know what I'm wearing? ThrashInc: hmmmm, i guess, but what's the point if you aren't gonna be wearing it much longer, I mean, we've other things to concentrate on here, like, how long it'll take me at get out of this spacesuit. Goth: it's ok, we can get you out. ThrashInc: well, ok. Goth: lol im wearing a nice nighty, black of course and nothing else ThrashInc: wow, ok, well, can I borrow it to wipe off the inside of the glass here so I can see you better? Goth: lol sure ThrashInc: Thanks ThrashInc: oh, wait ... something's hapening here ..... Goth: really? ThrashInc: yeah, ... Houston, we've got a problem! Goth: what what's the problem? ThrashInc: whew, I spilled Tang on the rocket. Goth: the rocket? ThrashInc: would you prefer I called it the Admiral? Goth: no rockets fine ThrashInc: anyway, go on Goth: ok so now im naked and im lying back and touching myself ThrashInc: really? why? isn't that hard to do in zero gravity? Goth: no, i actually like it ThrashInc: oh, ok, now what? Goth: mmmmm, slowly touching ,yself ThrashInc: you type pretty fast for someone touching themself in space. Goth: you're the one in the spacesuit, silly ThrashInc: ** looks around ** ** feels trapped ** ** screams ** Goth: lol ThrashInc: oh, my GOD Goth: what? ThrashInc: ** looks at the figure in front of him ** It's a BLACK HOLE! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goth: where? what. ThrashInc: It's a black hole, and I con't git anay mooore poower, capteen. Goth: poower? ThrashInc: code red! Goth: wait, i thought you wanted to cyber ThrashInc: we aren't? thought it was all about imagining a scene and both taking turns with it. Goth: yeah, a sexual scene ThrashInc: oh, in that case, go on Goth: ok, so I'm now all spread out and masturbating, waiting for you ThrashInc: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! There's that damned black hole again! ** Feels its gravity sucking him in ** AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **** skeeeeeeee-splut **** ** disappears ** Goth: thrash? Goth: thrash? Goth: THRASH!!!!!!!!!! ThrashInc: =============================== Automessage from Thrash: I'm currently in another dimension, leave a message and I'll get back to you if I ever make it out of here and into the 21st century again! ===============================
