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Car Dealer Slang Dealer slang, the secret language once used solely by cigar-chomping, leisure-suited men with white patent leather shoes, is still spoken today by men and women in Dockers and Polo shirts. Longtime dealer consultant, auto broker and SafeCarGuide contributor Sam Alessi has furnished us with his exclusive Dictionary of Dealer Slang to make your car shopping experience more enjoyable.
$500 sandwich: Went to lunch and missed a sale.
Ad car: A basic car with few options (used to draw customers into the dealership).
Backwards: When a vehicle's wholesale value is less than the amount still owed on the vehicle.
Baldinis: Bald tires.
Be-backs: The customers who tell you not to worry, they'll be back.
Bird dog: Referral fee.
BK: The customer has a bankruptcy in their credit history.
Blow them out: Don't waste any more time with a customer.
Bomb: An old car with no value.
Clip joint: A dealership with a reputation for overcharging.
Crapped out: Deal that didn't materialize.
Cream puff: A used vehicle in excellent condition.
Crop duster: A car that blows smoke out of the tailpipe.
Deadbeat: A customer with a bad credit history.
Dime: $100.
Finn: $500.
Fish: A customer who's too willing to part with their money.
Gasser: A customer who doesn't have the money to buy a vehicle, but acts like they do.
Glass: Obvious use of Bondo or Fiberglas to repair rust or body damage.
Gold Package: Gaudy-looking vehicle.
Gouge: Sell a vehicle for more than sticker price.
Grease: The amount of discount a customer needs to close the deal.
Grease monkey: A mechanic.
Grind: Negotiations that take a long time.
Gross: Amount of profit.
Hammer: Exert pressure on a customer to buy the vehicle.
How Soon They Forget: Remind an associate of favors you've done for them.
Hung: Status of a customer who's ready to sign the papers.
Hit A Home Run: Make a great deal of money on a particular sale.
Hosed 'em: Made some money on the deal.
Idiot light: A warning light on the instrument panel.
Juice: Money.
Junker: An old car ready for the scrap heap.
Key and a Heater: A basic car with no options.
Kickback: Money refunded to the car dealer after the sale is made. May come from the car maker, finance company or insurance companies from the sale of extended warranties.
Licking: When either the dealer or the customer loses money on a deal.
Loaded: A car with every option. A rich customer.
Long green: Money.
Lowball: An attempt to undercut another dealer's price.
Maypops: Bald tires.
Nickel: $500.
Numbers: The price of the vehicle.
Nut: The break-even point.
On the hood: Rebates, incentives, and special financing offered by a manufacturer or lender.
Pack: Money built into the price of the car to cover dealer's expenses (advertising & overhead in particular).
Pad: The amount of a sale meant for the salesman.
Player: A customer with a good credit history.
Pound: $1000.
Push: Cash, rebate, or special financing.
Qualify: Determine if the customer is ready to buy.
Rear-end money: Kickbacks and incentives given to a dealer by a lender for closing a financing deal.
Repo: A car that's repossessed for non-payment of a loan.
Ripley's Believe It Or Not: Obvious body damage poorly repaired.
Roach: A customer with a poor credit rating. A vehicle in need of a serious doll-up.
Roll 'em: Force exerted by a salesman to close a deal.
Rubberneck: A customer who has no intention of buying.
Shark: A ruthless, money-hungry salesman.
Short Arm: Very thrifty (cheap) customer.
Slam-dunk: Make a very profitable sale.
Sled: A slow and cumbersome vehicle. A worthless vehicle.
Snow job: An attempt to hide the truth from a customer with persuasive language.
Song and dance: An elaborate attempt to explain something to a customer.
Special financing: High-interest loans for customers with poor credit. Low-interest loans underwritten by the manufacturer.
Spiff: Bonus a salesperson receives if a sale is made.
Sticker shock: Customer's negative reaction to the price of the vehicle.
Stole It: Purchased a vehicle far below wholesale value.
Stroker: A customer who acts like they're ready to buy, and has no intention of doing so.
Sweep 'em: Don't waste any more time with a customer.
TD: Turned down. Usually refers to a customer's credit application.
Teaser: A basic car with few options (used to draw customers into the dealership).
Ticky Ticky: Vehicle with valve train noise.
Tin Lizzie: A very old vehicle.
Tire Kicker: Someone who doesn't have the money to buy, but looks just the same.
Took a Bath: Lost money on a deal.
Took a Pill: Lost a great deal of money on a deal.
Twist 'em: Force exerted by a salesman to close a deal.
Upside down: The car's true value is less than the amount owed on the vehicle. (aka Backwards.)
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Aussie Slang A-E a bit gone - mad; silly; insane a bit more choke and you would have started - statement to somebody who has just farted loudly in public a bit rough - unfair or unjust A over T - (arse over tit), fall heavily abbo - aboriginal person abso-bloody-lutely - positively; yes ac-dc - bisexual add fuel to the fire - to make a bad situation worse add insult to injury - to compound a grievance already committed against someone aerial ping pong - Aussie Rules football after darks - sharks agro - aggressive aint it the truth - expression of sympathy and agreement airy fairy - fancy; vague Akubra - Australian wide brimmed felt hat Al Capone - phone Alf - average Australian male; showing little or no regard for women and preferring the company of male friends; a stupid person Alice - Alice Springs, Northern Territory all alone like a country dunny - without company; alone all dolled up - dressed in one's best clothes all ears - listening attentively all smiles - very happy always in the shit - always in trouble anchors - brakes angle of the dangle - pertaining to an erection of the penis ankle-biter - a small child any tic of the clock - very soon Apple Isle - Tasmania apples - okay; alright argy bargy - tedious; argumentative aristotle - bottle arvo - afternoon as much chance as pushing shit uphill with a rubber fork - little or no chance at sparrow fart - at dawn at the drop of a hat - immediately attaboy! - exclamation of approval, urging, encouragement Aussie - Australia; Australian Aussie Rules - Australian Rules football Aussie salute - waving hands in front of face to shoo away the flies Australian adjective - bloody 'Ave a go ya mug! - directed at a slow batsman in cricket away with the pixies - daydreaming awkward as a bull in a china shop - extremely clumsy
B B - bastard babbling brook - cook baby batter - sperm baccy - tobacco back o' Bourke - remote, sparsely populated country area bad case of the trots - diarrhea bad egg - undesirable person bad news - a person likely to cause trouble baffle with bullshit - deceive with lies balls and all - enthusiastically; aggressively Banana bender - Queenslander Banana land - Queensland banged up - pregnant bangers - sausages barbie - barbecue bean - head; bash beaut - excellent; terrific been had - tricked been sucking lemons - sour faced bee's dick - anything small or insignificant bee's knees - the greatest bell - telephone call berk - fool berko - crazy; insane bikkies - biscuits big spit - to vomit binghi - an Aborigine birthday suit - naked bit much - excessive or rude behavior bit on the nose - smelly bizzo - nonsense; term one uses if they don't know what something is called Black Stump - outback blackfella - aborigine bleary eyed - suffering from a hangover or tiredness bloke - man blood oath! - definitely; yes! blood's worth bottling - exclamation of praise bloody - the great Australian adjective bloody galah - silly person; fool bloody nong - silly person; fool bloody Nora! - mild statement of amazement blotto - very drunk blow a blue dog off its chain - extremely windy blow in the bag - undergo a breathalyzer test blow me down! - expression of amazement blow shit out of someone - reprimand someone severely blower - telephone blowies - blow flies blowy - windy bludge - do nothing; be lazy blue - unfriendly argument; mistake; affectionate name for a red haired person blue meanies - hallucinogenic mushrooms blue murder - serious trouble bluebottle - policeman blue singlet - a working class man bluey - summons issued by a policeman; ten dollar note blunder - mistake Bob Hope - soap Bob's your uncle - everything is fine bodgie - false; worthless bog - excrement; toilet bog in - eat heartily bog house - outside toilet boiler - an old woman bonza - excellent! boofhead - stupid person boomerang - something lent that needs to be returned boong - aborigine booze - alcoholic drink boozer - local pub; heavy drinker bored shitless - very bored boss cocky - employer bracelets - handcuffs brass monkey weather - very cold weather brass razoo - money break open a coldie - have a drink (usually a beer) brekky - breakfast brew - beverage brickie - brick layer bright spark - alert; foolish Brizzie - Brisbane brolly - umbrella brown-eye - expose your anus in contempt brown trouser job - frightening or scary brunch coat - dressing gown for women bugger - general term for any person bugger around - waste time bugger it! - exclamation of contempt bugger me dead - exclamation of amazement bugger off - go away! bugger up - ruin; spoil bugger all - nothing buggered - broken; very tired buggered if I know - haven't got a clue buggered up - ruined; broken buggerise around - waste time buggerlugs - affectionate term used to mildly annoy somebody buggery - a far away place bugle - nose built like a brick shit house - very strong built like a streak of pelican shit - very tall bulldust - exaggerate bum fluff - growth of hair on the face bum nuts - eggs bunch of fives - fist or hand bunghole - cheese bunyip - creature in Aboriginal legends which haunts billabongs and water holes buzz - telephone call; exciting feeling buzz off - leave
C cack - defecate; laugh cackleberry - an egg cake-hole - the mouth call it a day - finish up the job call it quits - break off a relationship came out like a shower of shit - very fast Captain Cook - look carbie - carburettor cark - die carpet grubs - children carry on like a pork chop - behave foolishly catch forty winks - have a short sleep catching flies - yawning; astounded look with jaw wide open caught the wog - became infected with a virus (e.g. influenza) cheerio - small party sausage; saveloy cheesed off - very annoyed cheesy grin - fake grin chew and spew - take away food chew the fat - talk chockie bikkies - chocolate biscuits choke a darkie - to defecate choof off - depart chook - woman chop and change - to change repeatedly chopper - a helicopter choppers - teeth chops - mouth chow - food chow tucker - chinese food Chrissie - Christmas chuck - vomit chuck a leftie - turn left chuck a spaz - get angry chuck a U-ie - do a U turn chuck a wobblie - display sudden anger clackers - false teeth clapped out - broken down clap trap - nonsense clear as mud - confusing clear the cobwebs - have sex Coathanger - Sydney Harbour Bridge cobber - friend; mate cock and bull - nonsense coffin nail - cigarette cold as a witch's tit - very cold coldie - beer colorful yawn - vomit come the .... - behave like .... come the raw prawn - attempt to deceive come to blows - start fighting common as dog shit - very common compassionate as a starving shark - have no sympathy at all conk - bash; nose cooking with gasoline - doing very well corroboree - a large gathering couldn't pull a greasy stick out of a dead dog's arse - totally incompetent country cousin - dozen cow - bad tempered woman crack a darkie - become violent or angry cranky - ill tempered crap on - talk nonsense crikey! - an expression of astonishment crooked on - upset with
D Dad 'n Dave - shave dag - lovable; odd or amusing person damage - cost or expense damaged goods - woman who is no longer a virgin damn-bugger-bitch-bum! - expression of extreme annoyance damper - type of outback bread cooked in a campfire dark as three feet up a cow's arsehole - extremely dark darkie - aborigine; expression of anger Darwin stubbie - very large beer bottle date - anus; bum date roll - toilet paper dekko - a look dial - face dig - cutting or sarcastic remark digger - returned serviceman dim sims - testicles dingo - an ugly woman do your dial - verbally abuse in anger do your lolly - lose your temper dog's eye - pie dole - social security benefits dolled up - dressed smartly dong - bash; hit down a few - drink a few beers down the boozer - at the pub Down Under - Australia drongo - stupid person; fool drop a fart - pass wind loudly and unexpectedly drown some worms - go fishing dry rots - trots; diarrhea dunny - toilet dunny paper - toilet paper durrey - hand rolled cigarette dutch oven - farting under the bed cover blankets and pulling the covers over someone else's head
E earbash - talk incessantly ears flapping - listening with great interest Ekka - Brisbane's Agricultural Exhibition el cheapo - cheap and inferior elbow grease - vigorous hard work empties - empty beer bottles every bastard and his dog - the general public every Tom Dick and Harry - the general public exy - expensive
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Aussie Slang - F-J face fungus - hair on the face face like a festered pickle - suffering from acne face ache - ugly or irritating person faggot - a homosexual man fair dinkum - genuine; true fanny - woman's vagina fart a crowbar! - expression of annoyance farts like a two-stroke - person with a noisy flatulence problem fed up to the back teeth - disgusted feel crook - feel unwell fella - man fire away - begin speaking fire one's mouth off - talk loudly; tell secrets fish out of water - uncomfortable five o'clock shadow - growth of stubble on a man's face FJ - Australia's most popular and well remembered of the Holden car flap your gums - talk alot flash a brown eye - expose one's bare backside flat chat - as fast as possible flea bag - infested with fleas; shabby looking person flea market - market where second hand goods are sold fly the coop - leave home flybog - jam footy - football fossil - an old person freckle - the anus fridge - refrigerator fried eggs - flat breasts frigid digit - sexually unresponsive penis from go to whoa - from start to finish fuck-wit - stupid person full as a boot - very full; intoxicated full of beans - energetic fungus face - man with a beard furry undies - woman's vagina
G gab - chatter; talk ga-ga - mad; insane galah - fool game as a piss-ant - very daring gas-bag - talk at great length gastro - stomach upset gawk - stare openly g'day - a greeting (good day) Germaine Greer - ear get a wriggle on - hurry up get nicked - exclamation of contempt get on the ball - be alert get rooted! - a term of abuse get stuffed! - a term of abuse get the digit out - stop wasting time and start work get the shits - become upset get the trots - suffer from diarrhea get the wind up - become anxious get what for - to be punished severely gidday - Australian greeting Ginger Meggs - legs give birth to a politician - to defecate give lip - be cheeky gizmo - something that the name cannot be remembered glad rags - best clothes go ape shit over - react with unrestrained emotion go bung - cease to operate properly go crook - become angry go like a shower of shit - with extreme speed go walkabout - missing (usually as a result of theft); stroll casually; live a nomadic life (of the Aborigines) gob - the mouth gone to buggery - disappeared good monger - excellent food grab forty winks - have a short nap grab by the balls - greatly impress someone graveyard chompers - false teeth great Australian adjective - the word "bloody" great galloping goannas! - expression of amazement grog - alcohol grub - food gynie - gynecologist
H hack the pace - keep up with hair like a bush pig's arse - unmanageable hair hair of the dog - a drink taken to cure a hangover ham and eggs - legs hammer and tong - to go at full speed, giving everything you have got (eg. to go hammer and tong in a blue would to be fighting with every bit of strength and speed you have) happy as a bastard on father's day - unhappy; miserable happy as a pig in shit - very happy have a bo-peep - have a look have a burl - attempt have a gander - have a look have a prang - have a car accident haven't had this much fun since Granny got her tits caught in the wringer - alot of fun hen - fussy woman hen fruit - eggs hit the frog and toad - hit the road; depart hit the hay - go to bed hit the nail on the head - say the correct thing honest as the day is long - very honest hoof - a foot hoof it - to walk hooks - fingers hottie - rubber hot water bottle to warm the bed howzat! - an appeal for approval (how's that) humdinger - excellent husband-beater - rolling pin; long narrow loaf of bread hype - a stimulating experience; over done publicity
I I can't for the life of me - under no circumstances I kid you not - seriously ice - diamonds idiot box - television iffy - of a suspicious nature in a tic - very shortly in dire straits - in serious trouble in fine feather - full of vitality and spirit in good nick - in good condition in the know - having inside information in the poo - in trouble in the raw - naked in the shit - in serious trouble in the sticks - in remote areas in the bush in the year dot - a very long time ago in two shakes - a very short time I've had it! - expression of complete frustration when one has reached the end of their tolerance ivories - teeth
J jackeroo - apprentice worker on a cattle station jake - alright jam tart - heart; sweetheart jargon - nonsense; rubbish jarmies - pajamas; night dress jaw hit the floor - astonished; shocked jiffy - very short time jiggered - broken; exhausted jingoes! - exclamation of surprise job somebody - to hit somebody joe - man; bloke Joe Blake - snake jumbuck - a sheep jumper - pullover; long sleeved vest junk food - food with very little nutrition just a tic - just a moment just what the doctor ordered - just what is required
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Aussie Slang K-O K k - kilometer kafuffle - commotion kanakas - testicles kanga - kangaroo kangaroo hop - jerky movement of a car due to a mis-used clutch kaput - broken; ruined keen as mustard - very enthusiastic keep your shirt on - stay calm kero - kerosine kick in the arse - a severe scolding; a severe set back kick in the teeth - a severe set back kill a snake - urinate King Dick - somebody with a very high opinion of themselves King Richard the Third - turd; shit kisser - the mouth kiss of life - mouth to mouth resuscitation klicks - kilometers knackered - tired; exhausted knee high to a grasshopper - short knife - betray knock back - refuse; eat or drink fast knock it off! - stop it! knock it on the head - put a stop to it knuckle sandwich - a punch in the mouth konk - nose
L laid-back - relaxed; informal lairy - flashy lark - amusing incident laughing gear - the mouth laughing jackass - kookaburra lay an egg - to defecate lay in the hay - have sexual intercourse lead foot - a fast reckless driver left in the lurch - abandoned in a time of need left on the shelf - deserted by friends in a time of need left out in the cold - not informed leg opener - alcohol let alone - not to mention let rip - fart lid - a hat lift a finger - help in any way like a chook with it's head cut off - flustered like a cut snake - extremely active like a fart in a bottle - agitated like a greasy stick up a dog's arse - very easily like a mad woman's breakfast - very messy; all over the place like a one-armed taxi-driver with crabs - very busy like a pick-pocket at a nudist camp - confused like a pimple on a pumpkin - very obvious like a stunned mullet - bewildered like a ton of bricks - with great force like a two-bob watch - unreliable like an old maid's pram - empty like buggery - greatly; no way! lingo - language lip - cheek; back-chat liquid amber - beer little boys - cocktail sausages local rag - newspaper specified to a certain area lollipop lady/man - person who supervises school crossings long in the tooth - old loo - toilet looker - very attractive person Lucky Country - Australia lug - ear; fool; carry
M mad as a cut snake - insane mad as a meat axe - extremely angry maggies - magpies make a blue - make a huge mistake make a botch of - mess up make a proper galah of - make a complete fool of make a quid - earn a living make do - cope make eyes at - flirt with make it snappy - hurry up! make sheep eyes at - give adoring looks make the feathers fly - cause a commotion make tracks - depart make waves - cause trouble malarky - foolish talk mangy - shabby mash - mashed potatoes mate - friend; pal; buddy matilda - a swag metho - methylated spirits Mickey Mouse - wonderful; excellent miffed / mift - annoyed; offended miffy - easily upset misery guts - constant complainer missus - wife mob - any number of people mollycoddle - pamper; make a fuss over molly dooker - left handed monger - food; tucker monkey suit - dinner suit moo - silly woman moo juice - milk mop - the hair mozzie - mosquito muddie - Queensland mud crab mug - the face munga - food mushie - mushroom
N nastie - pastie NBG - no bloody good nebraska - toilet neddies - racing horses nellie - cheap red wine Nellie Bligh - fly; eye New Australian - migrant to Australia nick - state; condition niggly - angry; bad tempered nipper - young child nippy - cold Noah's Ark - shark noggin - the head nong - silly person nozzle - the nose nudge the turps - to drink alcohol to excess nulla-nulla - an Aboriginal weapon nut chokers - men's underwear
O ocker - anything typically Australian oil slick - a Greek person oinker - a policeman old bomb - dilapidated car old chook - disliked woman on for young and old - commotion on the blower - on the telephone on the dole - receiving social security benefits whilst unemployed optic nerve - perve out of whack - disorderly Oz - Australia; Australian
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Aussie Slang - P-T P pack a wallop - punch with considerable force pack of galahs - group of disliked people pal - friend; mate paper Aussie - naturalized Australian citizen paper bag job - an ugly woman Pat Malone - alone pearlies - the teeth perk up - to vomit pesky - annoying piece of piss - a very easy task pie-eater - an Australian; foolish person piffle - nonsense piss - beer piss all over - defeat piss it in - win easily pisser - the pub; men's urinal play funny buggers - foolish; deceitful plodder - slow worker who eventually gets the job done plonk - wine poofter - homosexual man pov - poverty stricken prang - car accident prawn - foolish person professional ratbag - one who makes money from scheming push up zeds - have a sleep put the shits up - cause to become angry
Q QFRTB - quite full and ready to bust (said after eating) queer - homosexual man
R rain dance - superstitious Aboriginal ceremony performed to cause it to rain rake - a comb rare as hen's teeth - very rare ratbag - untrustworthy person rats on stilts - greyhounds rattle your dags - hurry up! reckon - suppose red ned - cheap red wine refadex - Queensland street directory rellies - relatives Richard Cranium - dickhead ron - later on roo - kangaroo root - sexual intercourse rooted - exhausted; broken rubber cheque - dishonored cheque (a cheque that bounces) ruckus - commotion
S sack - bed; termination of employment sammy - sandwich sandie - Queensland sand crab sanga - sandwich scallywag - rascal scone - the head; to hit on the head scorcher - very hot day scungy - unpleasant serve - reprimand shaggin' wagon - panel van sheila - female she's sweet - everything is fine shirt lifter - male homosexual shit bricks - become angry shit for brains - person lacking intelligence shit it in - win easily shit tacks - full of fear shmo - stupid person shoot a fairy - to fart shut-eye - sleep siphon the python - to urinate skedaddle - depart quickly skin-flick - a pornographic movie sloshed - very drunk smoko - short break from work snag - a sausage; a problem snaky - annoyed snot someone - to bash someone spag - spaghetti spaghetti bog - spaghetti bolognaise spoof - semen spray the bowl - to suffer from diarrhea spud - potato stack on a blue - become extremely angry stairway to heaven - a ladder in a woman's stocking strewth! - expression of amazement stubbie holder - polystyrene cover for a stubbie beer bottle stubbies - small squat bottles of beer made notable by the brand XXXX (Fourex) sunny side up - eggs fried on one side only Sunshine State - Queensland
T ta - thank you tailgate - drive too closely to the vehicle in front take a sickie - take a day off work take a squiz - have a look Tassie - Tasmania tea - the evening meal and usually the main meal of the day Technicolor yawn - vomit telly - television the box - television the sticks - the country thick ear - a beating this arvo - this afternoon throb in the knob - erection of the penis thunder box - the toilet tiff - argument tingle - telephone call tinny - can of beer; small aluminum boat toot - toilet tribe - family; group of friends troppo - crazy; insane tucker - food turps - strong alcohol; booze; turpentine tux - tuxedo; dinner jacket for men
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Aussie Slang - U-Z U ugg boot - a boot made of sheepskin with the fleece as the inside lining ugly as a hatful of arseholes - very ugly under the sun - anywhere on earth underground mutton - rabbit (when used as food) up a gum tree - having problems up a sparrow fart - awake very early up the donga - out in the country up the shit - in great difficulties useless as a glass door on a dunny - completely useless ute - utility truck
V vampire's tea bag - tampon vee-dub - Volkswagen car Vegemite - dark brown vegetable extract used as a spread on bread veggies - vegetables village bike - promiscuous woman
W waffle - nonsense wag - amusing person walkabout - an aborigine's period of nomadic wandering wallop - thrash wally - foolish person waltzing matilda - wandering aimlessly war paint - women's cosmetics water the horse - to urinate well I'll be buggered - exclamation of surprise whack - share; attempt; put whale - a Murray River cod what do you do for a crust? - how do you earn a living? what for - severe punishment when the crow shits - payday whinge - to complain in an annoying way who flung dung - who farted winkers - the eyes wog - a cold or similar disease; an Italian or Greek woofer - a dog woop woop - a very long way away wow - excellent; complete success wrapped - delighted
X x amount - an unknown quantity XXXX - Fourex (a favorite brand of Queensland beer)
Y yabber - talk too much yabbie - small Australian freshwater crayfish yacker - incessant talker yakka - hard work yobbo - unsophisticated idiot you beaut - excellent; wonderful yowie - Australian version of a yeti
Z zebra crossing - pedestrian crossing marked with stripes
Aussie - Rhyming Slang/ Adrian Quist - pissed after darks - sharks Al Capone - phone almond rocks - socks apples and pears - stairs aristotle - bottle babbling brook - cook bag of fruit - suit blood and blister - sister Bob Hope - soap brace and bit - shit Captain Cook - look cat's hiss - piss china plate - mate comic cuts - guts country cousin - dozen Dad 'n' Dave - shave dead horse - sauce dickory dock - clock dog's eye - pie dry rots - trots (diarrhea) ducks and geese - police frog and toad - road Germaine Greer - ear German band - hand Ginger Meggs - legs ginger beer - ear; queer Gregory Peck - neck ham and eggs - legs hammer and tack - back Henry the Third - turd hey diddle diddle - piddle hit and miss - piss hoffman brick - dick horse and cart - fart horse's hoof - poof (homosexual) jam tart - heart Jimmy Britts - shits Jimmy Dancer - cancer Joe Blake - snake Joe Hunt - cunt John Hopper - copper King Richard the Third - turd lemon squash - wash Lionel Rose - nose loop the loop - soup mallee root - prostitute Mickey Mouse - grouse mince pies - eyes mystery bags - snags (sausages) Ned Kelly - belly Niagara Falls - balls (testicles) Noah's Ark - shark north and south - mouth now is the hour - shower on one's Pat Malone - alone optic nerve - perve Oxford scholar - dollar piccadilly - chilly plates of meat - feet raspberry tart - fart reg grundies - undies Rhodes scholar - dollar rifle range - change Sandy McNab - cab septic tank - yank skin and blister - sister sky rocket - pocket soldiers bold - cold steak and kidney - Sydney tea leaf - thief tom tits - shits trams and trains - brains trouble and strife - wife Wally Grout - shout whistle and flute - suit woolly woofter - poofter young and old - cold
