Top NASA officials became worried today when one of their high powered satellites showed that there was what could have been classified as a form of a nuclear explosion and mushroom cloud activity over northern Florida this afternoon. NASA officer James Dolsen contacted a variety of sources to attempt to verify any damages in the area of impact. Upon closer investigation from FBI officials, the blinding flash that was visible from space was centrallized over Jacksonville, Florida because someone actually decided to light the candles on one old asshole's cake.
and... all you assholes keep saying to me "you're going to be 30 in a few months"... like it's some big fuckin' deal.... I really don't give a fuck less how old i am...
Btw, even though your coupon claims this to be true.... ROTO-ROOTER does *NOT* give the free prostate exams... i was fuckin' with you when I made that appointment.... (that was my present to you... Hope Phil wasn't too rough...)
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AspHole wrote ...
Hey Dave.... check this out...
"CNN.COM" wrote ...
Top NASA officials became worried today when one of their high powered satellites showed that there was what could have been classified as a form of a nuclear explosion and mushroom cloud activity over northern Florida this afternoon. NASA officer James Dolsen contacted a variety of sources to attempt to verify any damages in the area of impact. Upon closer investigation from FBI officials, the blinding flash that was visible from space was centrallized over Jacksonville, Florida because someone actually decided to light the candles on one old asshole's cake.
......Always making the news, eh Fuckchop?
Wasa that the candles or the shine of the light reflecting of the top of his haed? Happy Birthday Douche. *MWAH*
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AspHole wrote ...
and... all you assholes keep saying to me "you're going to be 30 in a few months"... like it's some big fuckin' deal.... I really don't give a fuck less how old i am...
Btw, even though your coupon claims this to be true.... ROTO-ROOTER does *NOT* give the free prostate exams... i was fuckin' with you when I made that appointment.... (that was my present to you... Hope Phil wasn't too rough...)
Yeah, well, it wouldn't have been too, too terribly bad ... ... except they sent in The Ghost Hunters
