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danzig
Wed Oct 29 2008, 12:48pm Print
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
danzig
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It's not often that I'm baffled at why some movies I may enjoy get bad reviews. I can usually see where those people are coming from with their criticism even thought I disagree with them.

But, what the fuck is up with The Happening? It has been universally panned by critics and viewers, and after multiple viewings and really pondering about it I still don't fucking understand why people think it sucks so much. I personally found it to be a very entertaining and decent flick. While not TEH BEST MOVIE EVAR, I think it's WAY better than most people say it is. Comments?
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Thrash
Wed Oct 29 2008, 02:46pm
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I hated it; it never "concluded" ...

1) Something's happening
2) People are killing themsevles
3) We're running away
4) We can't run away
5) It's over now ... or is it?
No explaination, no nothing; just "end" ...

Do you know of any way to get the 1.5 hours of my life back?
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danzig
Wed Oct 29 2008, 07:38pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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Time machine, duh.
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Lusive
Wed Oct 29 2008, 08:32pm
Hatin' on people since 1975
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I've never seen it
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FAH-Q
Wed Oct 29 2008, 09:15pm
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I heard that the premise is that trees have evolved to consider humans a threat so they start releasing a chemical that drives everyone to want to kill themselves.

Which is mildly more believable than the premise that aliens would invade this planet with no protective clothing, despite the fact that plain ol' water to them is as dangerous as sulfuric acid is to us. Riiiiight.
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krapsna
Wed Oct 29 2008, 09:26pm
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Exactly. Are you going to tell me that some advanced alien creatures don't have enough common sense to protect themselves from the highly poisionous shit that's covering 75% of the planet they're invading?

And what about the humidity? WTF.

The Happening wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it was going to be. Not the greatest movie, but not the worst evar like I expected.

Here's an idea. Imagine The Sixth Sense but without the twist ending. That movie would be pretty shitty without the ZOMG BRUCE WILLIS WAS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME thing at the end.
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Thrash
Thu Oct 30 2008, 03:53am
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Agreed ...
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FAH-Q
Sat Nov 01 2008, 10:13pm
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Whereas the twist ending to Unbreakable adds to the movie, but it would've been a pretty good flick even without it.

Which is why that's the only Shyamalan movie I really liked.
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Mosh
Sat Nov 01 2008, 11:49pm
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This is why I only watch porn now.

The plots are much more believable.
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Thrash
Mon Nov 03 2008, 05:37am
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Nah ...
Beavis and Butthead would NEVER actually score ...
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KissOfDeath
Wed Nov 05 2008, 06:39pm
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you shouldnt give a fuck about bad reviews or ppl not liking what you like. i love some LAME movies but never gave much of a crap about most movies that get fawned over.

for instance, The Wizard of Oz is awesome BUT nobody talks about the original SILENT version, which was released i believe before 1920. I will be watching that tonight.

they give High School Musical good ratings. please.

love your movies and fuck everyone else's opinions.
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Thrash
Fri Nov 07 2008, 10:48pm
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Silent version?
What fun is that?
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Mosh
Fri Nov 07 2008, 11:52pm
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You can make up your own dialogue?
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Thrash
Sat Nov 08 2008, 01:34am
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Or sync it with The Wall ...
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danzig
Sat Nov 08 2008, 09:33pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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What about Return To Oz? Oh, and am I the only one that has a boner for Fairuza Balk? Maybe I have weird taste in women.
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Thrash
Sun Nov 09 2008, 02:47am
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Post a naked pic of her and we'll let you know ...
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FAH-Q
Sun Nov 09 2008, 06:23pm
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danzig wrote ...
Oh, and am I the only one that has a boner for Fairuza Balk?

Nope. She's got that cute/slutty look going on. She looked very fuckable in The Craft and The Waterboy... and even grudge-fuckable in American History X.
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Zoomie
Sun Nov 09 2008, 11:58pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
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Cute/Slutty? She totally fuckin nuts. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.
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Thrash
Mon Nov 10 2008, 01:44am
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I'm down ...
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krapsna
Tue Nov 11 2008, 02:24pm
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She's hot.
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