My cousin told me about the only time he fucked a black chick, apparently she was uber-nasty and called her ass a "trashcan". I'm sorry, but that would distract me if a chick told me to fuck her trashcan.
I went to school (remember: it was private religious!) with this girl who was uptight, in all honors classes and generally snobby. She wanted no parts of the drinking, fucking and fighting lower class like myself (even though I shared classes with her.)
Anyways... years later the urge got to her. I am told one night she walked into the local bar (on the corner of her, then, boyfriend's street) sat down and looked at the bar tender and said:
"Give me a shot cause I just got fucked in the ass!"
it was so loud that the entire bar stopped activity to stare.
