I wanted to show you all how much of a pussy I am when it comes to alcohol. You gotta cut me some slack considering how horrible this tastes though. I was extremely close to vomiting, which I'm sure most of you would have liked to see. Also, I have no idea why once I uploaded this the audio became unsynced. If anyone knows why this happens, please inform me.
I'm taking requests, if it doesn't require doing anything with anyone's genitalia or dressing as a woman or some other lame worn out jab you all are bound to say. Wanna see me chug cough syrup? Sing karaoke Helloween? Actually vomit this time? I have little shame.
That's pretty much my experience with vodka, but I would have actually hurled.
Yeah, I'm not generally much of a vodka fan myself. Although high-end vodka neat with a twist of lime is quite nice. And I can drink vodka mix drinks for a bit, probably better than rum. Even the good rum we have down here, I don't drink it very often. Good Scotch or añejo tequila are where it's at. Fuck mixed drinks in general.
Beer is best though. And red wine.
Damn, I could go for a drink right now. Fuckin' work.
The only red wine I've found that I like at all is downright beautiful. It's a blend of Merlot and Cabernet (Concha Y Toro Cabernet-Merlot Frontera) and it's cheap too! [Click, Dick]
Scotch is the only liquor I like at all, and the word "like" in this case is a severe understatement. Scotch is fucking the best shit ever. YUM!
Single malt is definitely where it's at. Glenfarclas, Glenmorangie, even the old faithfuls Glenfiddich and Glenlivet are great. Laphroaig is fucking awful though. I dunno how anyone likes that shit.
I like some blends too, and keep some of them around to offer company (single malts are mine, damnit). Chivas is pretty good, and recently I've discovered I quite like Famous Grouse. Actually I quite like some of the Irish whiskeys as well, Tullamore Dew springs to mind as a pretty good one.
krsna, I've had that C&T and you're right, it's great. Let me know if you want any other (inexpensive but good) red wine recommendations. I know quite a few really good ones.
And would I be wrong in thinking that krsna, me, and maybe Zoomie seem like the biggest alcoholics/alcohol-afficionados here?
