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danzig

Mon Dec 15 2008, 06:31pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

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Location: Waterville, Maine
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At least that's what it seems like. I'm surrounded by computer illiterates and there is nothing that grates on my nerve more than said group of morans. Drugs and computers, those are the two things that it seems like I'm a genius at compared to everyone I talk to. Seriously, I had a LINE last night of family members who wanted me to order shit for them online. Even though the last thing I want to do is help out, I don't even let them get on the computer if they want to do something new because I know they will end up probably bricking the computer and THEN saying "Hey come help me out". Explaining to my uncle why he was having trouble with his PayPal account (he had two of them open) was hell. Ugh.

Thrash

Mon Dec 15 2008, 06:46pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Charge $75/hr ...
That's my only advice to you ...

Oh, and maybe get at least A+ certified ...

Thrash

Mon Dec 15 2008, 06:47pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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... and if you get stuck, ask questions in the Technical Support forum!
... I'll be more than happy to help you

danzig

Mon Dec 15 2008, 07:02pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

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I've been using computers since I was 7 and making batch files for The Incredible Machine. I won't need help unless I want to program or hack something.

FAH-Q

Mon Dec 15 2008, 07:22pm

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danzig wrote ...

Drugs and computers, those are the two things that it seems like I'm a genius at compared to everyone I talk to. Seriously, I had a LINE last night...

I misunderstood that last sentence fragment before I read the rest. Carry on.

Thrash

Mon Dec 15 2008, 07:31pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Actually, you can't know everything; a GOOD TECH knows when to ask questons ...
... I'm offering my assistance if need be

danzig

Mon Dec 15 2008, 08:00pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

Much appreciated. Even though I might not know everything, I've NEVER not been able to fix a problem with my computer in the past several years.

Thrash

Mon Dec 15 2008, 08:23pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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Yeah, YOURS!
I've forgotten more than you currently know and I still look up some things ...
... things change all the time

But, I'm here if you need me ...

danzig

Mon Dec 15 2008, 09:34pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

I'm sorry, mine and others too. I fixed more than a fair share of OTHER peoples computers too. Do you just want me to tell you I need you? Ok Thrash, I NEED YOU, PLEASE OH GOD I NEED YOU.

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.....egh....I feel dirty.

bagman

Tue Dec 16 2008, 02:41am

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Fuck I knew I charge too little.. I work in IT, but do outside jobs for some folks when I feel like it. I charge $50/hr.

Zoomie

Tue Dec 16 2008, 03:37am

Lose the shoes, bitch

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Posts: 2436

danzig wrote ...
morans

Oh the irony.

danzig

Tue Dec 16 2008, 04:13am

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
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Zoomie wrote ...

danzig wrote ...
morans

Oh the irony.

It's something I like to call, "On purpose"
Get A Brain Morans

Edited Tue Dec 16 2008, 04:14am

Mosh

Tue Dec 16 2008, 08:29am

Rape barn owner

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Thrash wrote ...

Yeah, YOURS!
I've forgotten more than you currently know and I still look up some things ...
... things change all the time

But, I'm here if you need me ...

NERD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

danzig

Tue Dec 16 2008, 11:45am

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

A nerd fight might lead to nerd rage: [Click, Dick]

krapsna

Tue Dec 16 2008, 12:31pm

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HA ha, the mattress story rules.

Ass Faced Killa

Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:43pm

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danzig wrote ...

I'm sorry, mine and others too. I fixed more than a fair share of OTHER peoples computers too. Do you just want me to tell you I need you? Ok Thrash, I NEED YOU, PLEASE OH GOD I NEED YOU.

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.....egh....I feel dirty.

Get over yourself.

danzig

Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:55pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
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Get over myself? Huh? How does that even apply to what I said?

Thrash

Tue Dec 16 2008, 09:08pm

Better Smokin' Than Meth!

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I think it's more the know-it-all attitude you projected toward me ...

I know I'M over it ...

FAH-Q

Tue Dec 16 2008, 09:20pm

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Is that Ken?

danzig

Tue Dec 16 2008, 10:42pm

Yes, you may has cheezburger.

Joined: Tue Jul 01 2008, 04:12pm
Location: Waterville, Maine
Posts: 478

I'm not trying to be a know-it-all whatsoever, I'm just stating my experience, which is that as the years go on my need to reach out for help (when fixing basic to moderate shit for myself or anyone else) from someone more knowledgeable than me has been few and far between.

Whatever the case, I personally think we should settle this with a respectful battle to the death. Whoever wins is declared Board Computer Technician & Annoying Know-It-All Douche. Edited Tue Dec 16 2008, 10:43pm

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