Ok, now I'm paying attention. I'm scared that you would say or post something that would genuinely make me kill myself. I have no fucking clue what it is but I'm still a little freaked out.
Hell we all knew that. If she says it's ok I'll tell you.
I didn't!
We were all having such a nice time...there's water and sand and alcohol and fireworks...and then suddenly she's standing over me with her balls in my mouth!
She claims the time we kissed that her tongue in my mouth wasn't her kissing back, it was some kind of self defense and that her screams of delight were actually protests of terror.
1. Yes, I've been lying since 1999. Or 1998. I can't remember. Either way, I'm a dude with a big ol cock. Fat one, too. My balls are fucking huge and they hang super low. Emp will tell you.
2. I kissed dave by accident, but regardless.
3. Krsna mouth raped me while joe oi held me down. Those WERE screams of terror in the cold night, outside of the trestell. Ah mamories. I say mamories cause those were grabbed too. Sadly im not spelling that right. JOKE FAIL.
PS did you know the fat pussy went up a WHOLE DOLLAR?! It costs 8 bucks for the nectar of the gods now.
She's obviously avoiding my question. It makes her nervous. We've all done things we're not proud of. I guess this one goes back in the vault. You win Danzig.
