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Zoomie
Sat Dec 20 2008, 05:29pm Print
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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I'm making holiday gifts this year. Went to HD for some stuff and there was a plumbing tool vendor right inside the front door. She was a hot 20-something bleach blonde with long whorish nails painted multiple day-glo colors and she was making S'mores with a propane torch.

The human race is doomed.
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FAH-Q
Sat Dec 20 2008, 07:06pm
FAH-Q
Joined: Thu Mar 13 2008, 02:33am
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How were the s'mores?
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Thrash
Sat Dec 20 2008, 07:31pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Did you get to fuck her?
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Ass Faced Killa
Sat Dec 20 2008, 08:33pm
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Joined: Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:40pm
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I expect that from black people. Or was she a bleached black girl?
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Zoomie
Sat Dec 20 2008, 08:52pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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I didn't have the s'mores, I didn't fuck her and she was as pale as a Scottish highlander.

All in all, ew.
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Ass Faced Killa
Sat Dec 20 2008, 09:11pm
Ass Faced Killa
Joined: Tue Dec 16 2008, 07:40pm
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Wiggers suck.
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Zoomie
Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:32am
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
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OK monkey nuts, I'll bite. What makes you think she was a wigger?
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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 07:14am
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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Oh shit, Zoomie just got hooked by a troll! Tell the other fish!
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Thrash
Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:27pm
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Yeah, what's up with this dude ...
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Zoomie
Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:55pm
Lose the shoes, bitch
Zoomie
Joined: Sun Aug 12 2007, 01:27am
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Time for a good ol' fashioned gang rapin'!
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Thrash
Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:57pm
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Just make sure you run your nails down his back ...
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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 04:58pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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I got dibs on the mouth.
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Thrash
Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:03pm
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J00=Ghey

Wait, what does that leave for any of us?

I guess I call his left hand and/or his sister ...
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danzig
Sun Dec 21 2008, 05:06pm
Yes, you may has cheezburger.
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Yay gangrape!
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Mosh
Tue Dec 23 2008, 09:32am
Rape barn owner
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Thrash wrote ...

J00=Ghey

Wait, what does that leave for any of us?

I guess I call his left hand and/or his sister ...


Some analmiester you are. No one's called dibs on that.
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Thrash
Tue Dec 23 2008, 05:23pm
Better Smokin' Than Meth!
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Joined: Wed Feb 28 2007, 12:14am
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*sigh*
Fine, I'll take it ...
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